# This fantastic craving that I have (adult) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 7, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616 "2003-08-07T16:50:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![chestnutmare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d6d6ee/32.png) [@chestnutmare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chestnutmare)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/201 "2003-08-09T00:35:42Z")
Gee **dantheman** if only you’d caught me on a different day, you might not need to bow out 😉 (where is the lecherous icon anyway?) Besides you have no one to blame but yourself. You make a MPSIMS thread about the most delicious of activities and you weren’t expecting half the world to get hot and bothered? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/202 "2003-08-09T00:51:45Z")
To tell the truth, I wasn’t thinking about half the world. Oh, the heck with it. I should never have begun this thread. Can someone please close it? ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/203 "2003-08-09T00:58:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by chestnutmare \* > **the most delicious of activities** Very interesting phrase-ology there 😉 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/204 "2003-08-09T01:04:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eva Luna \* > \*\*I think you need to go address a two-syllable issue created by this thread, the first syllable of which sorta rhymes with “heart,” and the second syllable of which sorta rhymes with “gong.” \*\* “Fart song”? When did this become a **lieu** thread? ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/205 "2003-08-09T01:09:39Z")
**dantheman** why ever would you want to close it?? ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/206 "2003-08-09T03:50:13Z")
Yeah, don’t close it, **dan**! Especially when I live so close by! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/207 "2003-08-09T03:51:44Z")
To me? You’re in New York! [sub]gawd, women and their geography![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/208 "2003-08-09T11:16:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by verbenabeast \* > \*\*yes, I think **Angua** should’ve come clean quicker… a cute astrophysicist with an accent (that I’ve discovered also likes Queen) that will mix it up in a feeding frenzy like **THIS** … musta had half the board worked up… I KNOW I was/am among that number… \*\* I did. 🙂 I mentioned somewhere near the start of the thread that I had a SO. Didn’t I? 🙂 **pestie** , dreaming never hurt anybody. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/209 "2003-08-09T16:33:39Z")
Well, the thread hasn’t been closed, perhaps because the PTB didn’t see any compelling reason to do so. Makes sense to me; you guys are all having fun. Now, if you’ll notice, **Angua** there, she of the SO and all, seems to post mostly in these threads, despite her astrophysics background! They need her over in GQ, I would think. Or GD. 🙂 Anyway, no **Eva** , that’s not what I needed to address. Well, not _then_. (Hm. I have an idea…) Ok. Raise your hand if it’s ok for me to think naughty thoughts about you. Come on, get those crumbsnatchers up in the air! … anyone? Anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/210 "2003-08-09T16:38:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\* > Now, if you’ll notice, **Angua** there, she of the SO and all, seems to post mostly in these threads, despite her astrophysics background! They need her over in GQ, I would think. Or GD. 🙂 > \*\* I frequent GQ sometimes. However, thre are far better astrophsyicists and physicists on the board than me, so I leave it to them to explain things - cause they do it better than I do. And occasionally, I will come up with an intelligent post. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![chestnutmare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d6d6ee/32.png) [@chestnutmare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chestnutmare)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/211 "2003-08-09T16:41:31Z")
Think anything you like about me **dantheman** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/212 "2003-08-09T16:46:51Z")
**dantheman** : Long Island is a mere…ohhhhhh…five hours away! (Closer’n Britain, anyway.). 😉 And sure, you can think naughty thoughts about me if you so desire… I’ll make that sacrifice. ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/213 "2003-08-09T16:48:57Z")
Depends where you’re flying from. 😉 Oh, and you can think all the thoughts you like **dantheman** 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/214 "2003-08-09T17:11:15Z")
[Note to self: Try not to meet any of the previous posters. Can you imagine meeting them, and then having them think, “Huh. I let _him_ think about _me_… in _that way_? Good LORD!” Why, it’d be sheer madness. Madness, I tell you. I’d have to wear dark sunglasses so no one could tell it’s me. Wraparounds, too, so they wouldn’t know where I was looking. Hm, a plan’s afoot…] ---
**Author:** ![LauraLittlePony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19adc/32.png) [@LauraLittlePony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LauraLittlePony)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/215 "2003-08-09T17:22:09Z")
In the “do women like it when men finish in their mouth” thread, **dantheman** , you said you had troubloe finishing there. In the interest of taste, I refrained from telling you that perhaps this problem had to do with not having me me yet. I will tell you this now. Perhaps, given your most unfortunate cravings, we can work something out. 😉 You’re free to think dirty things about me, despite the fact that all you know about be is that my name is Laura and I’m apparently from Bizarro World (close to NY, let me tell you!). ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/216 "2003-08-09T17:26:34Z")
Hoo-boy. I just got out of the shower! Now I have to go back in. At least this time I won’t use up all the hot water. Thanks, **LauraLittlePony**! :: hides face in utter embarrassment :: ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/217 "2003-08-09T18:06:02Z")
By the way, if anyone wants to email me or message me, please feel free to do so. I won’t get all huffy with you for doing so. 🙂 Email is easy - click the ol “email” button below my post. Messaging me on AIM is best: SirHappy70. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/218 "2003-08-10T04:03:39Z")
Well! **That** sure tossed a load o’ cold water on this thread, huh? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/219 "2003-08-10T04:20:06Z")
Oh **dan,** cheer up! It was kind of, ummm, petering out anyway. I’m sure it’s nothing personal. If it’s any consolation, I had a very difficult time concentrating on not drooling at my date, even though he was not of the type that would normally inspire drooling on my part. And it’s all the fault of this thread. ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/220 "2003-08-10T04:23:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sejal\_Traurig \* > \*\*_Sigh_ Still no Dopergals around the Michiana border willing to take me up on my offer… Woe is me… > \*\* For the first time in the past couple of years, I wish I was going back to school this year. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616.md?page=12)