# This fantastic craving that I have (adult) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 7, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616 "2003-08-07T16:50:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/221 "2003-08-10T04:24:21Z")
Sigh… Dan- if there were men like you in the bible belt I would wear shorter skirts… ---
**Author:** ![Jaade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/dfb087/32.png) [@Jaade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaade)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/222 "2003-08-10T04:56:23Z")
~sighs~ Where was I when this thread started? **dantheman** , how _you_ doin’? Yeah, I know, been said already, but I read through 5 pages just so I could have my turn. ~winks~ ~J ---
**Author:** ![pestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/223 "2003-08-10T05:57:48Z")
**dan** , really, don’t feel embarrassed about this! This is the best thread I’ve read in a long time. I keep checking back here just because, dammit, it’s so much fun. And while I was at the gym today, guess what I found myself thinking about? Let’s just say it was very similar to the OP. Heh… All those beautiful women and I wasn’t between the legs of a single one of 'em… dammit! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![WhereAmI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@WhereAmI](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhereAmI)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/224 "2003-08-10T06:29:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Draelin \* > \*\*I’m sort of one of those ladies, actually, but I think it’s probably because it seems I can only have an orgasm _during_ intercourse if every planet in the whole damned UNIVERSE is properly aligned. > > Well, either that, or nobody’s ever done it correctly. :rolleyes: \*\* Thank God I’m not alone in this!!! Geesh, WHY did I open this thread? I should have waited until hubby was home from his trip to read all of this. Guess he’s gonna be one lucky guy when he gets home. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/225 "2003-08-10T12:53:26Z")
:dubious: All I can say is that I’ve managed to rein in the urge this weekend, since I’ve spent most of it puttering about Chez Dan. Of course, the ladies in the apartment complex aren’t helping matters… The gym, eh? Sounds like a Forum letter waiting to happen. Oops, is this the ladies’ sauna? My mistake. Oh, you don’t mind if I stay? Hehehe, thankya. But you know, I gotta wonder: Do people just talk a big game? Cause I wasn’t swamped with emails or IMs about this… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![chestnutmare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d6d6ee/32.png) [@chestnutmare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chestnutmare)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/226 "2003-08-10T14:40:39Z")
I play the game better than I talk about it. 😃 However, IRL I am generally only that forward with people I am already or soon will be sleeping with and have known for awhile. But once I am comfortable, there are no limits on the game 😛 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/227 "2003-08-10T15:09:53Z")
Me, I dunno if I talk better or play better. I’ve done the former quite a bit over the past few years, but not the latter… ---
**Author:** ![WhereAmI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@WhereAmI](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhereAmI)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/228 "2003-08-10T15:51:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by LauraLittlePony \* > \*\*In the “do women like it when men finish in their mouth” thread, **dantheman** , you said you had troubloe finishing there. In the interest of taste, I refrained from telling you that perhaps this problem had to do with not having me me yet. > > \*\* Sounds like an interesting thread. 😉 Where can it be found? ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/229 "2003-08-10T16:28:05Z")
Hello, is this Lurker’s Anonymous? Well, I have been reading this forum for a couple of years and have found the contents entertaining and enlightening on more than one occasion. I just wanted to say (brushes away a tear) That This Thread and the words of dantheman and Sejal\_Traurig have not only reinforced my faith in huManity but have also inspired me eat ice cream cones, bananas, and blow pops in public places as well as leave one extra button open on the blouse under my suit jacket. And if any of you men with the same, umm… appetite should venture a guess that I may not be as uptight as my business suits suggest-then just give me an evil grin and follow me home. Amen. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/230 "2003-08-10T16:39:37Z")
What do I have to do to get in Threadspotting, huh? 😉 I’m kidding! ---
**Author:** ![WhereAmI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@WhereAmI](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhereAmI)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/231 "2003-08-11T01:34:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*:dubious: > > But you know, I gotta wonder: Do people just talk a big game? Cause I wasn’t swamped with emails or IMs about this… 😉 \*\* I’m just a big chicken or I’d have swamped you with emails and IMs. 😃 Is it Friday yet??? This thread has really gotten to me. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Psalex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Psalex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Psalex)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/232 "2003-08-11T02:27:44Z")
earlier post by Edward the Head > [@](#): > > Yeah but guess what pal, you’re not the one who sat out on the lawn waiting for you guys. I sat there for an hour and a half, in the light, just looking at all the women. It wouldn’t have been so bad had I not opened this thread and thought about it the whole time. Every woman who looked at me I wondered if she wanted me to go down on her. Yeah. Sometimes we do. We thought it was our little secret 😉 ---
**Author:** ![WhereAmI](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c2a13f/32.png) [@WhereAmI](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhereAmI)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/233 "2003-08-11T02:35:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*I can spell with my tongue. \*\* That sounds interesting. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![illuminette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/839c29/32.png) [@illuminette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/illuminette)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/234 "2003-08-11T02:42:25Z")
Where have you been all my adult life? There is nothig sexier than a man…or woman (for sake of arguement) who is forthcoming with desires, as long as they can back it up with talent. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616.md?page=11)