# This fantastic craving that I have (adult)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 7, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616 "2003-08-07T16:50:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![isthatsowrong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/35a633/32.png) [@isthatsowrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/isthatsowrong)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/21 "2003-08-07T20:00:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by cuauhtemoc \*  
> \*\*Here’s a question: What if your wife said “Okay, you can give head to other women, but then I’m allowed to go down on other guys too.” Would you agree to that? What’s good for the goose is good for the gander, right? I don’t know how I would feel about an arrangement like that. It would depend on the relationship I guess. \*\*

Since my wife doesn’t give _me_ head, there’s almost no chance she would say that (at least I hope not - I would hate to find out she likes giving head but is just not giving it to me!)

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**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/22 "2003-08-07T20:04:17Z")

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While I wouldn’t say I would want to perform cunnilingus for the rest of my life, the thought of having some sexy thighs clinched around my head definately makes it worth considering.

Similar to **isthatsowrong?**'s wife, mine prefers to come with me inside.

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**Author:** ![isthatsowrong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/35a633/32.png) [@isthatsowrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/isthatsowrong)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/23 "2003-08-07T20:07:26Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gazelle \*  
> \*\*This is TMI, but I think my dad does too. When I was a teenager I found a photo of the quad of my mother’s alma mater. My dad had written on the back, “I miss seeing your sweet ass walk down this sidewalk and I miss kissing you between your legs.” \*\*

I know my mom gives good head because I found a note my dad wrote to her saying “I love your BJs.” I got the leg-and-ass-man gene from my dad (he could not keep his hands off my mom’s ass), so maybe I got the pussy-eating gene from him too.

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**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/24 "2003-08-07T20:31:20Z")

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Add my name to the list of guys that enjoy giving… I have a friend who tells me she and her hubby almost are exclusively oral with one another and do without actual intercourse… I just wish I’d met her first! Any other ladies out there like this?

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**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/25 "2003-08-07T20:52:32Z")

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I love it when a woman nearly crushes my skull between her legs when she cums, and the taste… mmmm 🙂

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/26 "2003-08-07T20:54:34Z")

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Oddly enough, my mom used to leave notes on our bedroom doors when we were very, very young that instructed us on what we needed to do for the day.

Number 1 was “BJs.”

Now don’t look at me like THAT. “BJs” were simply “bathroom jobs.” You know, brush your teeth, take a shower, put on deodorant, and so forth. It’s when we were very, very young, mind you.

And, of course, I had no idea what the **real** meaning of BJ was… well, not then.

Ed, it’s gonna be tough tonight, too! Are you still gonna be there?

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**Author:** ![PaperBlob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/58956e/32.png) [@PaperBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PaperBlob)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/27 "2003-08-07T20:54:44Z")

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> _Originally posted by cuauhtemoc_
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> **…I LOVE going down on a woman. I like it better than getting blown, and probably as much as intercourse.**
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> _Originally posted by dantheman_
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> **It’s just that it’s so… so much fun to do! Tasty. Satisfying.**

I couldn’t agree more! And the OP perfectly described what goes on in my head when I see an attractive woman. Fortunately for me, I can satisfy my craving at home with my lovely wife.

And yes, I’m from New Jersey too.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/28 "2003-08-07T21:32:11Z")

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Well, you’ve got me all hot and bothered now. Did I mention I’m sitting at my desk wearing a thin T-shirt and shorts, which are showing off my nice waxed legs. Oh, and its hot…

But seriously, I wish more guys loved doing it, its extremely sensual, and I have to admit, I love it when a guy goes down on me.

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**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/29 "2003-08-07T22:11:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sejal\_Traurig \*  
> \*\*Add my name to the list of guys that enjoy giving… I have a friend who tells me she and her hubby almost are exclusively oral with one another and do without actual intercourse… I just wish I’d met her first! Any other ladies out there like this? \*\*

I’m sort of one of those ladies, actually, but I think it’s probably because it seems I can only have an orgasm _during_ intercourse if every planet in the whole damned UNIVERSE is properly aligned.

Well, either that, or nobody’s ever done it correctly. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/30 "2003-08-07T22:30:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Draelin \*  
> **I’m sort of one of those ladies**

Yes, but are you single and willing to come to Michigan?  
Erm… No pun intended…

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**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/31 "2003-08-07T22:33:30Z")

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Damn you, all of you. As if I wasn’t freaking horny enough, I just HAD to go and open this thread and read about all these eager men just dying to go down on girls. Why are none of you _here_?! ::whimper::

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/32 "2003-08-07T22:42:31Z")

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I know exactly how you feel. I’m stuck in my office at some ungodly hour, working, feeling damned horny, and its made even worse knowing that the other half is but a short (one and a half hour train journey - not bad considering normally, when he’s not at his parents’, its a six hour train journey) train journey away, just wanting to do things like that to me. Darnit!

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**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/33 "2003-08-07T22:47:21Z")

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::snicker:: I’ve been called “entirely too tongue-ish”… I took that as a compliment… 😉

I work in a service industry, and though I’d never actually _say_ it to any of my customers, there have been a few that I’d have waived the labor fee in exchange… well… You get the idea… 😉

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/34 "2003-08-07T22:53:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sejal\_Traurig \*  
> \*\*::snicker:: I’ve been called “entirely too tongue-ish”… I took that as a compliment… 😉

Oh yes!

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> I work in a service industry, and though I’d never actually _say_ it to any of my customers, there have been a few that I’d have waived the labor fee in exchange… well… You get the idea… 😉 \*\*

Just out of curiosity, what do you do? And do you do it in my area? 😉

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**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/35 "2003-08-07T23:00:08Z")

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Lets see… You’re in the UK? I think I’d travel there just to hear the accent 😉

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/36 "2003-08-07T23:02:28Z")

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Hmmm… 😉

Well, if it helps, I’ve been told I have a sexy voice and accent. 😉

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**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/37 "2003-08-07T23:20:36Z")

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Lets see… that was [priceline.com](http://priceline.com) for airfare…  
::gets busy planning a trip to the UK::

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/38 "2003-08-07T23:22:27Z")

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_sits at desk blushing_ 😉

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**Author:** ![chestnutmare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d6d6ee/32.png) [@chestnutmare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chestnutmare)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/39 "2003-08-07T23:25:21Z")

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Dan - How _you_ you doin? 😃

And I am just a few short miles from Silver Spring, right across the DC line

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**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\
**Post date:** [August 7, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/40 "2003-08-07T23:26:28Z")

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Now… I don;t know this for certain… But I’m told that brummie accent and sexy accent are mutually exclusive… I have no idea what a brummie accent _is_ however…

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