# This fantastic craving that I have (adult) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 7, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616 "2003-08-07T16:50:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/81 "2003-08-08T06:07:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angua \* > \*\*Well, you’ve got me all hot and bothered now. Did I mention I’m sitting at my desk wearing a thin T-shirt and shorts, which are showing off my nice waxed legs. Oh, and its hot… > \*\* No, you failed to mention that. Who wears a t-shirt and shorts at a desk? You need to send a pic to the email address that comes up when you click “Email” below this post. ---
**Author:** ![pestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/82 "2003-08-08T06:09:15Z")
I, too, absolutely _love_ going down on a woman. Really. And if she has no desire to give me head, that’s fine with me, too. I’m not that into blowjobs. Not to say I’d turn one down, but I’d much, much rather be giving than receiving. **Angua** , you’re a horny female astrophysicist with a British accent who has chocolate covered espresso beans handy? I think you’ve just fulfilled my every fantasy. Thank you. Thank you just for _existing_. Why I’m not trying to find you ICQ right now, I have no idea. Hell I have no idea why I’m not trying to swim to the UK. Oh, and **AntaresJB** I _still_ think you’re stunning. ---
**Author:** ![pestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/83 "2003-08-08T06:10:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > **Who wears a t-shirt and shorts at a desk?** Completely off-topic, but I do. Working for a company with no dress code (at least for the “higher-ups”) rules. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Gutgore\_Blooddrink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Captain\_Gutgore\_Blooddrink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Gutgore_Blooddrink)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/84 "2003-08-08T06:38:23Z")
I’m agreeing with all of you guys. Going down on a woman is my favorite thing about sex. I can get off on it. Fer instance: Ex: (after going down) Sheese, give me a rest, you’re going to wear me out before I can reciprocate. MeatBeast: …ummmmm…yeah, actually, I’m good, so we can pass out if you want. Not that I don’t like BJ’s or sex, but I can go down for like 20 mins at a time, and I’m fine to call it a night, if she wants. Anytime, anywhere too. Now I’m just not going to think about it anymore… ---
**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/85 "2003-08-08T06:47:45Z")
As a friend of mine says, show me a man who doesn’t eat pussy, and I’ll show you a man whose wife I can steal. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/86 "2003-08-08T06:48:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > **"Say, that looks like a tasty dish!"** Didn’t you once express interest in becoming a moderator? Doesn’t this thread have the potential to be the equivalent of Cameron Diaz’s booby pix? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/87 "2003-08-08T09:38:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*No, you failed to mention that. Who wears a t-shirt and shorts at a desk? > > You need to send a pic to the email address that comes up when you click “Email” below this post. \*\* I do, when nobody’s around, and its like a sauna in the office - as academics we’re all fairly relaxed anyway 🙂 There are various pictures of me from teh last UK BrumDope on **Tir’s** webpage if you’re really that interested. 🙂 **pestie** , thank you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MidnightRadio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@MidnightRadio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MidnightRadio)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/88 "2003-08-08T10:13:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by isthatsowrong? \* > \*\*I know my mom gives good head… \*\* I now know that I should hold no expectaions regarding what I will – or, more importantly, _won’t_ – see posted in these threads. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/89 "2003-08-08T12:55:27Z")
You know, I’m originally from New Jersey and I really enjoy…do you suppose it’s something in the water? ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/90 "2003-08-08T13:11:02Z")
Well… I’m not _from_ Jersey, but I’ve been there… And I’m sure I drank some water while I was there… So maybe… ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/91 "2003-08-08T13:20:03Z")
I think I’ve identified my problem. I’m from New Jersey, lived here for the larger portion of my life … yet I can’t recall ever actually having sex with someone from New Jersey!! I have a tendency to either import my nookie or go someplace else to get it … maybe I should stick with home-grown? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tir\_Tinuviel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@Tir\_Tinuviel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tir_Tinuviel)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/92 "2003-08-08T13:28:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angua \* > \*\*Hmmm… 😉 > > Well, if it helps, I’ve been told I have a sexy voice and accent. 😉 \*\* Yeah, when it’s not at ear-shattering volumes! Bwhahahahahahaaaaaa! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/93 "2003-08-08T13:30:25Z")
😃 I can be quiet when the need arises. It can be difficult, but I can be quiet 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/94 "2003-08-08T13:38:28Z")
In my experience, Angua, biting something usually helps with the noise factor. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/95 "2003-08-08T13:47:41Z")
Funnily enough, I know that it helps. Try explaining the teeth marks in the pillows though 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/96 "2003-08-08T13:54:14Z")
Pillows are nothing. I have an ex who has had to explain to every girlfriend since me exactly where that perfect set of tooth impressions on his shoulder came from. :rolleyes: Then again, I’m sure someone could identify his body from the perfect impression of _his_ teeth I have on the back of my neck. And that was probably TMI. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/97 "2003-08-08T13:56:36Z")
😛 I’ve never done that. Although the other half has been left with nail marks all over his body 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/98 "2003-08-08T14:07:59Z")
😛 Hey, if he doesn’t have nail marks on his back, he obviously is doing something wrong! ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/99 "2003-08-08T14:10:24Z")
In which case, he’s doing nothing wrong 😉 Apart from not being here. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/100 "2003-08-08T14:15:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > Well! I should have known this would happen when I left for the concert. Now it’s 2 am and about 400 bajillion posts have been made to this thread. Yeah but guess what pal, you’re not the one who sat out on the lawn waiting for you guys. I sat there for an hour and a half, in the light, just looking at all the women. It wouldn’t have been so bad had I not opened this thread and thought about it the whole time. Every woman who looked at me I wondered if she wanted me to go down on her. I don’t think I’m ever gonna open another one of your threads again. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616.md?page=6)