# This fantastic craving that I have (adult) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 7, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616 "2003-08-07T16:50:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/101 "2003-08-08T14:21:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Draelin \* > \*\*😛 Hey, if he doesn’t have nail marks on his back, he obviously is doing something wrong! \*\* I’m sitting here chuckling to myself at my desk as I am reminded of the time my then wife and I were visiting some friends. We went to the lake to go swimming. Out of the blue, one of our friends kids said to me “Hey, how’d you get all those scratches on your back?” I’ve never seen a parent scramble for an answer faster 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/102 "2003-08-08T14:29:44Z")
You show me a man who looks beat up and exhausted in the morning, and I’ll show you a man whose SO appreciates him very, very much. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/103 "2003-08-08T14:57:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Draelin \* > \*\*You show me a man who looks beat up and exhausted in the morning, and I’ll show you a man whose SO appreciates him very, very much. 🙂 \*\* Hmm… Either you meant a WOman who appreciates him… Or this threat just took a turn away from cunnilingus :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/104 "2003-08-08T15:06:50Z")
Err… This _thread_ took a turn… I guess I’m not immune to the common household variety typo either… ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/105 "2003-08-08T15:13:19Z")
It _did_ take something of a turn, but feel free to turn it back, I’ve got nothing better to do at work today than check back regularly for witty comments 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/106 "2003-08-08T15:16:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angua \* > **There are various pictures of me from teh last UK BrumDope on Tir’s webpage if you’re really that interested. 🙂** And you’re beautiful, too. OK, I’m officially in love. Yahoo tells me I can get a flight from Tampa to London for about $400. I’ve got $400. 😉 > [@](#): > > \*\*pestie, thank you. 😃 \*\* No, thank _you_! ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/107 "2003-08-08T15:16:32Z")
I think it took a turn a long time ago - some time last night in fact 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/108 "2003-08-08T15:19:53Z")
Ooh… I’m being lusted after from the other side of the Atlantic 🙂 > [@](#): > > And you’re beautiful, too. OK, I’m officially in love. I’m just going to sit here and blush profusely now, whilst trying to write something intelligent about galaxy clusters in the X-ray waveband. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AntaresJB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c2a13f/32.png) [@AntaresJB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AntaresJB)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/109 "2003-08-08T15:28:36Z")
Damn, I spend the evening somewhere else and I miss all the flirting attention. (except for good ol’ **pestie** , but even he’s moved on to **Angua** now!) Would it help if I mentioned it’s my birthday? ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/110 "2003-08-08T15:31:22Z")
Don’t feel bad, **Antares** , I missed most of it too! And happy birthday!! ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/111 "2003-08-08T15:38:06Z")
Happy birthday! Well, the only reason I was invovled was because I was working at the office till 2 in the morning… ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/112 "2003-08-08T15:48:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Edward The Head \* > \*\*Yeah but guess what pal, you’re not the one who sat out on the lawn waiting for you guys. I sat there for an hour and a half, in the light, just looking at all the women. It wouldn’t have been so bad had I not opened this thread and thought about it the whole time. Every woman who looked at me I wondered if she wanted me to go down on her. > > I don’t think I’m ever gonna open another one of your threads again. \*\* I so wouldn’t blame you. It started out as something I (apparently) Must Share, and then after I posted it I thought, “D’oh! What was I _thinking_?” :smack: Ah, well. Live and learn. At least I can say I’m not ashamed of my OP or its contents! ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/113 "2003-08-08T16:02:09Z")
So… I have now seen Angua’s pictures as well… Would it be inappropriate to say my mouth is watering? ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/114 "2003-08-08T16:04:19Z")
Excuse me whislt I sit here and blush profusely. I’m nothing special guys. ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/115 "2003-08-08T16:06:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angua \* > \*\*I’m nothing special guys. \*\* I beg to differ ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/116 "2003-08-08T16:10:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angua \* > Excuse me whislt I sit here and blush profusely. I’m nothing special guys. In my experience, that is often one of the last things said by any single doper woman;) ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/117 "2003-08-08T16:14:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*In my experience, that is often one of the last things said by any single doper woman;) \*\* But I’m not a single doper woman. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/118 "2003-08-08T16:22:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by chestnutmare \* > \*\*Dan - How _you_ you doin? 😃 > > And I am just a few short miles from Silver Spring, right across the DC line \*\* Hiya, **chestnutmare**! Hope to see you at a MAD thingy one of these days. [sub]great, now someone in the area knows of this thread! How can I look **chestnutmare** in the eye if we meet at a Dopefest or something? O, shame; ye be my bedfellow now.[/sub] **Angua** , it’s also sometimes the last thing that the nonsingle doper women say, too. ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/119 "2003-08-08T16:47:28Z")
**dantheman** Count yourself lucky… I’m still waiting to hear from a Dopergal in the south central Michigan area 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/120 "2003-08-08T16:50:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\* > **Angua** , it’s also sometimes the last thing that the nonsingle doper women say, too. \*\* Before what happens? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616.md?page=7)