# This fantastic craving that I have (adult) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 7, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616 "2003-08-07T16:50:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/121 "2003-08-08T16:55:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\* > **Angua** , it’s also sometimes the last thing that the nonsingle doper women say, too. \*\* Before what happens? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pestie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e5b9ba/32.png) [@pestie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pestie)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/122 "2003-08-08T17:00:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Angua \* > \*\*I’m nothing special guys. \*\* Oh, how _very_ wrong you are! And if you’re truly not single, then 1) I’m going to cry myself to sleep tonight, and 2) your SO is one extremely lucky person. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/123 "2003-08-08T17:10:28Z")
Before the dulcet tones of “I wanna divorce” are spewed from someone’s lips. Or “I wanna date other people.” Or “I wanna have four girlfriends at once.” And drat and darn and curses and badwords, I don’t know of this web page of which you speak, **Angua** … ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/124 "2003-08-08T17:14:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pestie \* > \*\*Oh, how _very_ wrong you are! > > And if you’re truly not single, then 1) I’m going to cry myself to sleep tonight, and 2) your SO is one extremely lucky person. \*\* I’m afraid I’m going to cause you tears then. The SO and I have been together for over two years, and we’re thinking of getting hitched. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by dantheman_ > \*\* Before the dulcet tones of “I wanna divorce” are spewed from someone’s lips. Or “I wanna date other people.” Or “I wanna have four girlfriends at once.”\*\* Ah. But unlikely to happen in my situation. And the webpage - [www.kat22.com/brumdope](http://www.kat22.com/brumdope) ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/125 "2003-08-08T17:25:30Z")
Damn you, damn you all. How’s a girl suupposed to concentrate on her work with distractions like this? (I’m originally from New Jersey, too, and go back once a year or so to see family and such. I’ll be there in late Sept. for a wedding. I think I’d better not drink the water while I’m there, or things could get messy.) ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/126 "2003-08-08T17:35:34Z")
Come here. Let me \ your \. I’ll start by caressing your \, moving my hand up to your \. While my hand is doing that, my tongue will move in concentric circles, swirling and swirling around your \… ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/127 "2003-08-08T17:44:06Z")
I don’t know who you’re trying to distract, but its working on this side of the Atlantic… ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/128 "2003-08-08T17:44:08Z")
**dan,** I’m going to have to take severe measures if you continue like that. I must go for a bit of fresh air now… ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/129 "2003-08-08T17:46:07Z")
Sorry about that **Eva Luna** By the way… Where’d you move to? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/130 "2003-08-08T17:48:56Z")
I’m in Chicago, and have been basically since I was 2 years old, wtih a couple of breaks for college, grad school, and Russia. But much of my extended family is in NJ. ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/131 "2003-08-08T17:51:40Z")
Damn… What a shame I moved away from there =\ I’ll be back in town next month though 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/132 "2003-08-08T18:03:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eva Luna \* > \*\*Damn you, damn you all. How’s a girl suupposed to concentrate on her work with distractions like this? > \*\* Luckily I have virtually no work to do today, I’m just occupying space in my office. It is nevertheless distracting, _especially_ if one has nothing to do but think about it. _sigh_ ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/133 "2003-08-08T18:12:29Z")
Hey, did I mention I’ll be in NJ the weekend of 8/15? 🙂 \ Hey, they censored me! I’ll be dratted! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/134 "2003-08-08T18:21:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > How can I look **chestnutmare** in the eye if we meet at a Dopefest or something? Just look further down. Sheesh. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/135 "2003-08-08T18:25:37Z")
You’re not helping, RT. Not helping!!! Away with the nonhelpful infidel!\* \*band name ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/136 "2003-08-08T18:29:51Z")
Something just occurred to me, Dan … PLEASE tell me you’re not coming from Maryland to NJ to visit your sister the weekend of 8/15. Because if you are, I’m TOTALLY grossed out, and PLEASE don’t tell Mom. I know it’s a longshot, but I just have to make sure. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/137 "2003-08-08T18:31:43Z")
My sister? Nope. I don’t have a sister. 🙂 That I know of. No, we’re doing a family day at the beach that Friday. I’m not sure when I’ll drive back down - either Sat. or Sun., certainly. ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/138 "2003-08-08T18:38:12Z")
Okay, I’m immensely relieved. 🙂 I don’t know why it never occurred to me until this moment that I have a brother named Dan who lives near Silver Spring. _whew_ Heart attack and revulsion averted. May the flirting continue. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/139 "2003-08-08T18:58:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > \*\*Hey, did I mention I’ll be in NJ the weekend of 8/15? > > 🙂 > > \*\* Sorry, the wedding’s not until the 21st, and I’m not going to use that much vacation time, no matter how distracted I am. I like hanigng out with my family, but not _that_ much! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/140 "2003-08-08T18:59:13Z")
Yes yes… he said Silver Springs, MD… not Hot Springs, Arkansas… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616.md?page=8)