# This fantastic craving that I have (adult) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 7, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616 "2003-08-07T16:50:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/141 "2003-08-08T19:01:42Z")
back to the OP… not only do I enjoy it… I have a black belt in it… I am cunnilingus king! FEAR ME! sorry… too much testosterone ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/142 "2003-08-08T19:20:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by verbenabeast \* > \*\*I am cunnilingus king! FEAR ME! > \*\* Fear? My only fear is forgetting to breathe. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AnnaLucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e95f7d/32.png) [@AnnaLucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AnnaLucretia)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/143 "2003-08-08T19:24:02Z")
Now I’m REALLY looking forward to Dopeaween. That is all. Now which faucet is the cold one? ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/144 "2003-08-08T19:27:24Z")
Black belt? I have a **pink** belt. Get it? :\> ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/145 "2003-08-08T19:41:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dantheman \* > Away with the nonhelpful infidel! > \*\* My obviously distracted mind just made me read this as “away with the mouthful!” Damn, I need to get out of here. ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/146 "2003-08-08T19:52:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eva Luna \* > **My obviously distracted mind** Why whatever could have distracted you? I think for the remainder of my posts on this thread I am going to have to use this icon a lot: 😛 😛 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/147 "2003-08-08T19:52:59Z")
Whew! I’m glad they don’t have PMs enabled here. Can you imagine? I post that OP, and then suddenly I’m getting all of these PMs - “Ooh, do me, do me!” Thank goodness we don’t have PMs! Why, my PM box would be overflowed. So many PMs would arrive in a short amount of time that the server would crash. Dogs and cats would live together and vote Libertarian. The Twins would win the World Series while the Yankees were contracted. In short, life as we know it would cease to exist, and it would be all my fault. I can’t have that on my conscience! Thank you, SDMB, for not enabling PMs. ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/148 "2003-08-08T20:23:28Z")
Oh Lord, I certainly did not need that conference call just now with my extremely sexy-voiced, single Italian client…he’s about my age, he’s cute (I’ve seen his passport photo), he’s funny, he’s smart, and he’s just a few short hours’ drive away…if I snuck out of work now, I could be there tonight! ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/149 "2003-08-08T20:26:04Z")
Go Eva, go Eva, go Eva. . . . ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/150 "2003-08-08T20:31:35Z")
**Eva Luna** , how’d you know I was Italian? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/151 "2003-08-08T20:37:05Z")
\*\*S-T, \*\* I know you’re not him, because he can’t spell to save his life. Sorry! ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/152 "2003-08-08T20:39:29Z")
I can spell with my tongue. ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/153 "2003-08-08T20:45:44Z")
Ah, but can you do it in Italian? ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/154 "2003-08-08T20:48:15Z")
Sure can. g-r-a-z-i-e p-e-r l-a-s-c-i-a-r-l-o m-a-n-g-i-a-r-e ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/155 "2003-08-08T20:52:15Z")
Damn you! I think this e-mail I’m about to write my client with long and legalistic explanations of his visa renewal options is going to have some rather unorthodox ones that somehow snuck their way in there. ---
**Author:** ![Sejal\_Traurig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Sejal\_Traurig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sejal_Traurig)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/156 "2003-08-08T21:11:30Z")
So… I can spell and he can’t… I’d consider that solid evidence that I am more of a cunning linguist than he… 😉 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/157 "2003-08-08T21:27:07Z")
**Eva** , you wouldn’t suggest anything, well, wrong would you? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/158 "2003-08-08T21:31:04Z")
Well, let’s just say that there are some expedited green card procedures if you can handle jobs that Americans are unable or unwilling to handle…and I know aaaaaall about them… ---
**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/159 "2003-08-08T21:32:34Z")
Really? Can you share them? This actually sounds rather interesting, well, to my astrophysics addled brain at any rate… ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616/160 "2003-08-08T21:38:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sejal\_Traurig \* > \*\*So… I can spell and he can’t… I’d consider that solid evidence that I am more of a cunning linguist than he… 😉 😛 \*\* Nah, it just means your English is better. I’m sure he’s just fine _con la lingua italiana_. So any spelling he can do in English is just a bonus. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fantastic-craving-that-i-have-adult/193616.md?page=9)