# This Fucking Board Is Consuming Itself

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-consuming-itself/351667>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 7, 2006, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-consuming-itself/351667 "2006-04-07T02:19:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-consuming-itself/351667/41 "2006-04-07T03:21:59Z")

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> [@the only bunny](#):
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> . I believe theres some sort of initiation we have to go through.

Yeah and it involves $15.

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**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-consuming-itself/351667/42 "2006-04-07T03:22:44Z")

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And wedgies.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-consuming-itself/351667/43 "2006-04-07T03:23:52Z")

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And the dreaded rear admiral.

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**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-consuming-itself/351667/44 "2006-04-07T03:25:22Z")

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> [@Mister Falcon](#):
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> But no substance. Thanks for proving my point. Dumbing down is a bitch.

That’s nice, dear. Let me make sure I have this straight.

You’ve lurked for years, but it’s gotten so intolerable here you just HAD to create a profile and a username and tell us all that you’re leaving. No, you really mean it, the Dope is going down in flames, and you’re not going to stay to watch it.  
Yeah, I buy that.

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**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-consuming-itself/351667/45 "2006-04-07T03:25:55Z")

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And _this_ little gadget we like to call “Mr. Thingy”.\*

\*shamelessly stolen from the Far Side.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-consuming-itself/351667/46 "2006-04-07T03:28:02Z")

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> [@Mister Falcon](#):
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> So, basically, just the regular half-ass lame attempts at humor. And I do mean half-ass, jeezus is there a laugh to be had yet with these “pithy” replies?
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> But no substance. Thanks for proving my point. Dumbing down is a bitch.

What, you think we’re trying to amuse you? Who gives a shit about you? We’re trying to amuse ourselves, here, and seem to be doing a fair job about it. You don’t even enter the equation, except as a common referent.

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-consuming-itself/351667/47 "2006-04-07T03:30:01Z")

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Maybe the board has gone downhill. Initiation used to have goats, tentacle monsters, and the thagomizer.

Now all we have is a bunch of dopers groping at undergarments and “Mr. Thingy.” Not that much different from a SDMB picture thread really.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2006, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-consuming-itself/351667/48 "2006-04-07T03:32:28Z")

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This thread is too lame to live. **Mister Falcon** , if the only reason you want to post is to complain about a board/community that you’re not contributing to, save your effort.

Lynn  
For the Straight Dope

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