# This fucking board is pushing me towards voting Republican

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 5, 2011, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-pushing-me-towards-voting-republican/573554 "2011-03-05T02:23:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2011, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-pushing-me-towards-voting-republican/573554/141 "2011-03-06T10:30:09Z")

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> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#):
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> It sounds like you jump from center right to genuine socialism. There’s a little room in between, it seems to me.

Possibly, although I’ve noticed that many people who suggest moderate left views actually hold much stronger views, but tone them down because the electorate won’t accept them. I’ve seen this in real life in the UK, and some people on this board seem to do so as well.  
I think I need coffee, this is less coherent than I hoped.

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**Author:** ![superslug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e56c9b/32.png) [@superslug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/superslug)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2011, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-pushing-me-towards-voting-republican/573554/142 "2011-03-06T14:25:56Z")

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Pendulums swing…

Judge not how effective a tactic/laws is when used by your side… but how easily it is twisted and used against you when your opponents get their hands on it.

The ultimate goal of the sincere man is to erect his beliefs into law.

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**Author:** ![UncaThomas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/c77e96/32.png) [@UncaThomas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncaThomas)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2011, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-pushing-me-towards-voting-republican/573554/143 "2011-03-06T16:39:24Z")

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> [@superslug](#):
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> Judge not how effective a tactic/laws is when used by your side… but how easily it is twisted and used against you when your opponents get their hands on it.
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> The ultimate goal of the sincere man is to erect his beliefs into law.

^  
This.

When it’s the Republican jackasses walking out to prevent a quorum the wailing and gnashing of teeth will hit new highs.

“There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters.” - Daniel Webster

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-pushing-me-towards-voting-republican/573554/144 "2011-03-06T17:11:53Z")

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> [@UncaThomas](#):
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> ^  
> This.
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> When it’s the Republican jackasses walking out to prevent a quorum the wailing and gnashing of teeth will hit new highs.
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> “There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters.” - Daniel Webster

Funny, me and many others do see it as par for the curse, what it is bad is to ignore what is being done with acts like preventing the quorum, in the case of Wisconsin, it is clear that more people are getting disgusted by the clear unfairness of the actions of the Governor and Republicans in Wisconsin, it is clear to me that the people expected that the Republicans would concentrate in job creation and maybe on cutting benefits of government workers, but not to dictate people how to negotiate for salaries. (And have you seen the other cuts included in the budget plan? That is not what a good master is)

Fortunately, as they say, the problems of democracy can be solved with more democracy.

[http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/news/117312973.html](http://www.jsonline.com/blogs/news/117312973.html)

As efforts to recall senators are coming, the evidence shows that the Republicans have more chances to lose, **even if one does not take the current unpleasantness into account** , seeing how the polls are going regarding the collective bargaining issue, I would have to say the view that just 3 republican seats can be lost in a recall is an \*\*optimistic \*\*one for the Republicans.

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2011, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-pushing-me-towards-voting-republican/573554/145 "2011-03-06T19:42:15Z")

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Well, everybody has their tipping point. For you it is depriving the other side of its quorum. I don’t like quorum depriving, but it is done at all times at all levels by all affiliations. I’ve done it. It is allowed. I am for repealing the right to remove quorum deprivation and filibusters, but I’m damn well not going to unilaterally disarm. There are too many ways to do it.

As for being a partisan democrat, I’m probably one of the two or three most partisan democrats on the board. I will not be voting for Obama in 2012 and will vote for the Republican if he (she) stops the fucking torture, or at least keeps quiet about it during the campaign. But there is no way I will vote for Obama. He is lawless and weak.

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**Author:** ![AlienVessels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ba8739/32.png) [@AlienVessels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AlienVessels)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2011, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-pushing-me-towards-voting-republican/573554/146 "2011-03-06T20:52:20Z")

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> [@UncaThomas](#):
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> ^  
> When it’s the Republican jackasses walking out to prevent a quorum the wailing and gnashing of teeth will hit new highs.

We already hit that when the GOP fillibustered virtually every piece of legislation, even stuff that was substantially their ideas.

Which proved that they are willing to sabotage government operation to prove that government doesn’t work.

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**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-pushing-me-towards-voting-republican/573554/147 "2011-03-07T01:55:50Z")

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Have lots of bread & like the status quo? Have no fear, fuck the board.

Have lots of bread yet think most poverty is a result of life’s lottery? Fuck how you think.

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**Author:** ![bugme](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc79bd/32.png) [@bugme](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bugme)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-pushing-me-towards-voting-republican/573554/148 "2011-03-07T02:13:02Z")

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Republicans are more intelligenter than Democrats. You SHOULD vote for them. Only people who enjoy living off welfare are Democrats.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-pushing-me-towards-voting-republican/573554/149 "2011-03-07T02:29:31Z")

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Have no bread and unhappy with your lot in life? Don’t worry. Work hard and climb your way out of it.

Have no bread and think the government ought to take it away from those who’ve earned it and give it to you? Cheer the board.

Lots of things in life are a lottery - poverty being one. Disease is another, looks are another, athletic ability is another, a winning personality is another, etc., etc., etc.

And unlike most of the others, people can work their way out of poverty. It may take some time and sacrifice and planning and discipline, but it can be done.

And many do. Poverty is a temporary condition for most people. The people who are poor for life tend to be the ones who live on government handouts.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-pushing-me-towards-voting-republican/573554/150 "2011-03-07T03:07:48Z")

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Tell us again about the time you gave blowjobs for bread, Grampa!

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-pushing-me-towards-voting-republican/573554/151 "2011-03-07T03:20:15Z")

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> [@Vinyl Turnip](#):
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> Tell us again about the time you gave blowjobs for bread, Grampa!

**SA** : Government-enforced income redistribution is neither fair nor desirable.

**Straight Dope Ignorance Fighter** :“Oh, yeah? Well…well…you’re _old_!”

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-pushing-me-towards-voting-republican/573554/152 "2011-03-07T10:46:59Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> **SA\*\*\*\*Straight Dope Ignorance Fighter** :“Oh, yeah? Well…well…you’re _old_!”
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> :rolleyes:

Tell us again about the time you gave blowjobs for bread, youngster!

Ahhh, you naive little lad–maybe you should respect your elders and ask those grandpas for a little advice. I’ve heard that _they_ at least have smarts enough to save their mouthfuls of jizz for a protein-rich spread to put on their newly-bought bread. _You_ probably just spit it out!!

Kids these days! 😛

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-pushing-me-towards-voting-republican/573554/153 "2011-03-07T10:51:24Z")

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And people wonder why I equate liberalism with adolescence.

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-pushing-me-towards-voting-republican/573554/154 "2011-03-07T11:12:46Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> And people wonder why I equate liberalism with adolescence.

The voices in your head aren’t people, **Starkers**.

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**Author:** ![Nadir](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nadir/32/7302_2.png) [@Nadir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nadir)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-pushing-me-towards-voting-republican/573554/155 "2011-03-07T11:19:22Z")

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This fucking board reminds me why I always voted Republican.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-pushing-me-towards-voting-republican/573554/156 "2011-03-07T11:42:31Z")

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> [@bugme](#):
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> Republicans are more intelligenter than Democrats. You SHOULD vote for them. Only people who enjoy living off welfare are Democrats.

Funny - all of my poorer relations sucking from the public teat vote GOP. But it’s okay because they don’t _enjoy_ being on benefits and anyway it’s their own money they’re getting back (as opposed to other people of benefits who are getting other people’s tax money).

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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-pushing-me-towards-voting-republican/573554/157 "2011-03-07T13:19:21Z")

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> [@Nadir](#):
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> This fucking board reminds me why I always voted Republican.

Hmmm. You ought to try voting based on some kind of set of principles or beliefs. Are all Republican voters driven to vote based on what some other group of people say or do?

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**Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-pushing-me-towards-voting-republican/573554/158 "2011-03-07T13:46:11Z")

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> [@UncaThomas](#):
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> When it’s the Republican jackasses walking out to prevent a quorum the wailing and gnashing of teeth will hit new highs.

Oh I have hated the abuse of the filibuster. I have indeed wailed and gnashed my teeth. But I have not tried to claim that it is not legal or outside the rules or not doing their job in the manner they see most fit. The Democratic majority may whine in response but they then negotiate and deal.

Measures by which a minority prevent a majority from proceeding, such as filibustering and quorum blocking, should, IMHO, be rarely used measures. Quorum blocking is indeed used rarely. Filibustering was, once upon a time, used rarely, but has been used as a matter _of course_ in recent years. Both are legal but I have the bigger problem with the fact that filibustering is now the norm than I do with the extremely rare cases that quorum blocking is utilized.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-pushing-me-towards-voting-republican/573554/159 "2011-03-07T14:42:23Z")

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> [@Rumor\_Watkins](#):
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> I can only take comfort in the fact that Republicans don’t have any crosshairs targeted on my specific Gender/SES/ethnicity. I guess I’ll have to deal with the abject incorporation of religiosity into civic life, though.

First they came for the illegal immigrants, and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t an illegal immigrant.

Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a trade unionist.

Then they came for me, and I was really surprised because I thought the third line of this polemic was about the Jews.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2011, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-board-is-pushing-me-towards-voting-republican/573554/160 "2011-03-07T15:36:40Z")

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> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> Have no bread and unhappy with your lot in life? Don’t worry. Work hard and climb your way out of it.
> 
> Have no bread and think the government ought to take it away from those who’ve earned it and give it to you? Cheer the board.
> 
> Lots of things in life are a lottery - poverty being one. Disease is another, looks are another, athletic ability is another, a winning personality is another, etc., etc., etc.
> 
> And unlike most of the others, people can work their way out of poverty. It may take some time and sacrifice and planning and discipline, but it can be done.
> 
> And many do. Poverty is a temporary condition for most people. The people who are poor for life tend to be the ones who live on government handouts.

What we need, then, is someone with sufficient moral authority and personal integrity to separate the deserving poor from the lazy layabouts and moochers. Someone without the slightest doubt about their moral certitude.

Wherever would we find such an utter asshole?

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