# This fucking idea is almost as fucking lame as my fucking rant!

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 26, 2010, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-idea-is-almost-as-fucking-lame-as-my-fucking-rant/530489 "2010-02-26T04:30:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-idea-is-almost-as-fucking-lame-as-my-fucking-rant/530489/21 "2010-02-26T19:10:55Z")

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**Fuck the Draft!** --Cohen v. California, 403 U.S. 15 (1971)

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**Author:** ![usar\_jag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f0a364/32.png) [@usar\_jag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usar_jag)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-idea-is-almost-as-fucking-lame-as-my-fucking-rant/530489/22 "2010-02-26T21:08:09Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Let me see if I got it:
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> When he was in California, wearing his service uniform, he was attacked by some people on the street. His service buddies see him, and come to his aid. This results in some serious injuries to the people who attacked him. He, even though he did not participate on either part, gets told to never come back to San Diego, or he’ll be thrown in jail.

Thank God there is someone around here who speaks Jive.

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-idea-is-almost-as-fucking-lame-as-my-fucking-rant/530489/23 "2010-02-26T21:54:02Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Let me see if I got it:
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> When he was in California, wearing his service uniform, he was attacked by some people on the street. His service buddies see him, and come to his aid. This results in some serious injuries to the people who attacked him. He, even though he did not participate on either part, gets told to never come back to San Diego, or he’ll be thrown in jail.

Well I was confused by why he would share that particular story in this thread from seemingly out of nowhere, as well as the bizarre paranoia displayed by the line “Cops fuckin hate us, Punk ass druggies target us, Hookers set us up, surf pukes laugh at us,…”.

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-idea-is-almost-as-fucking-lame-as-my-fucking-rant/530489/24 "2010-02-26T23:04:24Z")

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I suddenly developed facial stubble and whiskey breath just reading that.

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**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\
**Post date:** [February 26, 2010, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-idea-is-almost-as-fucking-lame-as-my-fucking-rant/530489/25 "2010-02-26T23:57:54Z")

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California is a living example of liberal douche policies run amok.

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**Author:** ![Todderbob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e47774/32.png) [@Todderbob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Todderbob)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-idea-is-almost-as-fucking-lame-as-my-fucking-rant/530489/26 "2010-02-27T00:03:51Z")

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Well, _that’s_ fucking retarded.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-idea-is-almost-as-fucking-lame-as-my-fucking-rant/530489/27 "2010-02-27T01:26:06Z")

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> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#):
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> A swear jar? Someone’s been watching old school Simpsons.

No, they’ve been watching [Mr. Show](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2CUzTy6t9E).

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**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-idea-is-almost-as-fucking-lame-as-my-fucking-rant/530489/28 "2010-02-27T02:11:10Z")

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What a bunch of sh–…Well, you know.

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-idea-is-almost-as-fucking-lame-as-my-fucking-rant/530489/29 "2010-02-27T03:06:13Z")

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Meh, this means nothing. It’s what legislatures do when they need to take a breather from the real issues; they name weeks, months, or days after random shit. I seriously doubt they spent a significant amount of time debating it.

It’s not likes it’s anything new, either. We all know that February is Black History Month, but did you know it’s also American Heart Month, An Affair to Remember Month, Canned Food Month, Creative Romance Month, Great American Pie Month, National Cherry Month, National Children’s Dental Health Month, National Grapefruit Month, and National Weddings Month?

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-idea-is-almost-as-fucking-lame-as-my-fucking-rant/530489/30 "2010-02-27T03:48:11Z")

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> [@Claude\_Remains](#):
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> California is the one and only place I’ve ever beaten and robbed in uniform just out of sight of my crew. When the shit hit the fan and it was a fuckin war on Rosecrans boulevard, guess who went to jail and who got cut loose… Cops fuckin hate us, Punk ass druggies target us, Hookers set us up, surf pukes laugh at us,…

Sounds like you have an issue with the punks of San Diego, rather than the whole state…

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**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-idea-is-almost-as-fucking-lame-as-my-fucking-rant/530489/31 "2010-02-27T06:42:19Z")

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Yeah, I don’t see this measure, silly and meaningless though it is, as being a particularly big waste of either the state’s time or its money.

But it’s entertaining to see so many people so outraged over the very idea that for a particular week in California they might be frowned upon for cussing in public.

How did all you delicate flowers survive back in the day when it was considered inappropriate pretty much **all the time and everywhere** for people to cuss in public? Did you have to run to the restroom periodically to vent your accumulated swearwords in private, or what?

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**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-idea-is-almost-as-fucking-lame-as-my-fucking-rant/530489/32 "2010-02-27T07:07:55Z")

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> [@pkbites](#):
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> All the problems Kalifornia has..

Only 13yo change the C in America or California to a K. They think they are being clever. What’s your excuse?

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-idea-is-almost-as-fucking-lame-as-my-fucking-rant/530489/33 "2010-02-27T07:34:58Z")

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> [@Rand\_Rover](#):
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> California is a living example of liberal douche policies run amok.

More like an example of conservative financial policy; don’t tax, but spend like crazy. I’d say “conservative financial policy run amok”, but it starts out rather amok.

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**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-idea-is-almost-as-fucking-lame-as-my-fucking-rant/530489/34 "2010-02-27T12:11:47Z")

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> [@pkbites](#):
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> All the problems Kalifornia has and they waste time cumming up with [THIS](http://www.mercurynews.com/breaking-news/ci_14470454) piece of shit.

> [@DrDeth](#):
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> Only 13yo change the C in America or California to a K. They think they are being clever. What’s your excuse?

Given that he/she also wrote ‘cumming’ instead of ‘coming’, I’d go with ‘none too bright’.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-idea-is-almost-as-fucking-lame-as-my-fucking-rant/530489/35 "2010-02-27T13:34:20Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> Let me see if I got it:
> 
> When he was in California, wearing his service uniform, he was attacked by some people on the street. His service buddies see him, and come to his aid. This results in some serious injuries to the people who attacked him. He, even though he did not participate on either part, gets told to never come back to San Diego, or he’ll be thrown in jail.

Ah, fluent in drunk-speak, I see.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-idea-is-almost-as-fucking-lame-as-my-fucking-rant/530489/36 "2010-02-27T17:40:30Z")

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> [@Der\_Trihs](#):
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> More like an example of conservative financial policy; don’t tax, but spend like crazy. I’d say “conservative financial policy run amok”, but it starts out rather amok.

And our “proposition system” of government. That aggravates the situation.

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**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-idea-is-almost-as-fucking-lame-as-my-fucking-rant/530489/37 "2010-02-27T21:27:30Z")

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> [@Kimstu](#):
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> Yeah, I don’t see this measure, silly and meaningless though it is, as being a particularly big waste of either the state’s time or its money.
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> But it’s entertaining to see so many people so outraged over the very idea that for a particular week in California they might be frowned upon for cussing in public.
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> How did all you delicate flowers survive back in the day when it was considered inappropriate pretty much **all the time and everywhere** for people to cuss in public? Did you have to run to the restroom periodically to vent your accumulated swearwords in private, or what?

I think it’s more that people plan to cuss in protest of the state government wasting time and money on something this stupid. Oh, I forgot - something this fucking stupid…😃

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [February 27, 2010, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-idea-is-almost-as-fucking-lame-as-my-fucking-rant/530489/38 "2010-02-27T21:37:05Z")

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> [@curlcoat](#):
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> I think it’s more that people plan to cuss in protest of the state government wasting time and money on something this stupid. Oh, I forgot - something this fucking stupid…😃

Especially after they’ve been telling us there is a huge horrible crisis and the state is broke and we are all doomed 😃

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**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2010, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-idea-is-almost-as-fucking-lame-as-my-fucking-rant/530489/39 "2010-02-28T00:03:14Z")

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Let’s see if I’m getting this right - California is extremely fucked up financially, so badly the state is furloughing its employees once a month (maybe more, I haven’t been keeping track) and the legislature decides to declare “No Cussing Week”? Man, talk about skewed priorities.

And, just 'cause this is the Pit: Fuck fuckity fuck fuck.

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**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\
**Post date:** [February 28, 2010, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-idea-is-almost-as-fucking-lame-as-my-fucking-rant/530489/40 "2010-02-28T00:31:59Z")

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> [@Lucky\_13](#):
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> Let’s see if I’m getting this right - California is extremely fucked up financially, so badly the state is furloughing its employees once a month (maybe more, I haven’t been keeping track) and the legislature decides to declare “No Cussing Week”? Man, talk about skewed priorities.
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> And, just 'cause this is the Pit: Fuck fuckity fuck fuck.

Let me see if **I’m** getting this right - the Californian legislature took a breather, and passed a non-binding honorary piece of nothing that took up maybe an hour of their time at the most, doesn’t cost the taxpayers a single dime, and you idiots declare war. Man, talk about loss of perspective.

And “just 'cause this is the pit” followed by cursing has never been even _remotely_ clever.

[“yo-yo and skill toys week”](http://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&channel=s&hl=en&source=hp&q=%22yoyo+and+skill+toys+week%22&btnG=Google+Search) is coming up. Are you morons going to get enraged about that, too? Nobody has to be serious, _all the time_. Including governing bodies. When people try to do that they get too intense, start making mistakes, and end up sounding stupider than they were before. Show some perspective, it was the legislative equivalent of a ten minute smoke break.

Now go forth, and practice your yo-yo skills.

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