# This fucking thread - OR This "fucking" thread - OR - Nym shouldn't post after 400a

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-thread-or-this-fucking-thread-or-nym-shouldnt-post-after-400a/85153>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 3, 2001, 9:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-thread-or-this-fucking-thread-or-nym-shouldnt-post-after-400a/85153 "2001-10-03T09:33:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![vix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a88e4f/32.png) [@vix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vix)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-thread-or-this-fucking-thread-or-nym-shouldnt-post-after-400a/85153/41 "2001-10-04T03:50:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Well, my little fuck **vix** en

Hrm. And would that make you my fuck buddy? I think I like it.

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-thread-or-this-fucking-thread-or-nym-shouldnt-post-after-400a/85153/42 "2001-10-04T15:34:43Z")

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It’d make him fucksnow, of course, your fuck buddy.

You couple of fuckniks.

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**Author:** ![Terminus\_Est](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terminus_est/32/3087_2.png) [@Terminus\_Est](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terminus_Est)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-thread-or-this-fucking-thread-or-nym-shouldnt-post-after-400a/85153/43 "2001-10-04T17:43:56Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by pcubed \*  
> \*\*“Why don’t you go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut!  
> Why don’t you go take a flying fuck at the moon!”  
> \*\*

This was in _Slapstick_. Hi ho.

My favorite is this gem of the English language:

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> The fuckers fucking fucked the fucking fuck. Fuck!

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-thread-or-this-fucking-thread-or-nym-shouldnt-post-after-400a/85153/44 "2001-10-04T17:44:56Z")

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Fuggin’ hell. Fucking isn’t for FLIRTING! It’s for…um…

Fuck you guys. I’m taking my fucking toys and going the fuck home.

Fuckin’ guys.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-thread-or-this-fucking-thread-or-nym-shouldnt-post-after-400a/85153/45 "2001-10-04T18:41:58Z")

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FUCK FUCK FUCK ON STICK HITTING A PILE OF FUCK

As ranted in the chat:

There is a woman at my office with a HUGE mouth. Forever going off with Gossip.  
Yesterday, she told me some particularly embarassing stuff (for the person she was talking about, not me). Then, an hour later came in to my office and said “Don’t tell anyone, ok?”.  
I said “Jesus Christ, Francesca, Give me some credit.”  
( **Nym** snorted at this point)

She threw a little hissy fit. I could have thrown something at her. Man.  
Anyhooooo, I don’t lose my temper. Like, ever.  
Like I’m going to go off and gossip about people I don’t know anyway, right? Please.

Anyway, I forgot about it.

This morning, she came into my office, closed my door, and said that she didn’t appreciate having her head bit off, and that my outburst was unwarranted, and uncalled for.

I told her that on several occasions I have said that what is said in the office stays there, and that since I don’t gossip, it wouldn’t go any further anyway.

( **Nym** at this point said “Kill her, Ginger! Kick her ASS!”)

She still has her nose out of joint. Fucking Texan Twat.  
Donna, another co-worker who happens to be the boss’ wife, was there when it happened yesterday

( **jarbabyj** at this point said “Mmmmmm…Texas Twat…” and then **Photon** said “I’m sure Ginger is a hotty” :D)

So, if Francesca goes to Boss, Donna backs me up, Francesca loses her credibility and/or her job.

And, I’m still pissed off. Except at **Photon**. I’d do him, if he wasn’t a FUCKING BOT!

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-thread-or-this-fucking-thread-or-nym-shouldnt-post-after-400a/85153/46 "2001-10-04T19:18:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by vix \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > Well, my little fuck **vix** en
> 
> Hrm. And would that make you my fuck buddy? I think I like it. \*\*

Actually, I think he’d be **thinkfuck**. But even **fucksnow** has its problems. One is someone who just thinks about sex without doing anything about it. The other is so desperate, he’s developed snowballs.

So, instead, I just have to say: Hey, **vix** , how _you_ doin’? 😉

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**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-thread-or-this-fucking-thread-or-nym-shouldnt-post-after-400a/85153/47 "2001-10-04T23:48:59Z")

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Congratulations to **StuporDud** , for hijacking yet ANOTHER thread to flirt.

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**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2001, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-thread-or-this-fucking-thread-or-nym-shouldnt-post-after-400a/85153/48 "2001-10-04T23:58:48Z")

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Fuck me if I’m wrong, **SuperDude** , but your “Fuck me!” schtick is getting abso-fucking-lutely tiresome.

Fuckin’ guy.

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-thread-or-this-fucking-thread-or-nym-shouldnt-post-after-400a/85153/49 "2001-10-05T03:16:51Z")

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Whoop-de-fucking-shitcakes!

Quibble-dicked fuck-nut.

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**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-thread-or-this-fucking-thread-or-nym-shouldnt-post-after-400a/85153/50 "2001-10-05T07:43:04Z")

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That fucking Francesca wasn’t fucking me. Fucking libellous fuckwits. And no, I don’t fucking fuck myself before you fucking saying anything.

Swearing **is** fucking big and fucking clever.

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**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-thread-or-this-fucking-thread-or-nym-shouldnt-post-after-400a/85153/51 "2001-10-05T08:17:41Z")

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A personal favorite from my pre-Christian days-  
“F—you and anybody that looks like you!”

No, I’m not gonna type it all out! I told some of my friends what a cool place this is! Just 'cause I USED to say it…

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-thread-or-this-fucking-thread-or-nym-shouldnt-post-after-400a/85153/52 "2001-10-05T11:57:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by zoogirl \*  
> \*\*A personal favorite from my pre-Christian days-  
> “F—you and anybody that looks like you!”
> 
> No, I’m not gonna type it all out! I told some of my friends what a cool place this is! Just 'cause I USED to say it… \*\*

You’re going to H— for that!

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-thread-or-this-fucking-thread-or-nym-shouldnt-post-after-400a/85153/53 "2001-10-05T20:45:03Z")

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Fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck a duck. Mother of fuck. Fucking fuck. Fuck. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

See, really I just started this thread for whenever I need to vent with a primal scream.

This could get to be a looooooooooooooooooooooong thread.

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**Author:** ![Mikahw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Mikahw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mikahw)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2001, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-thread-or-this-fucking-thread-or-nym-shouldnt-post-after-400a/85153/54 "2001-10-05T23:13:56Z")

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Don’t fucking swear, shithead! (a.k.a: why mikahw shouldn’t post when he’s really tired…)

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**Author:** ![zoogirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b9bd4f/32.png) [@zoogirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoogirl)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2001, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-fucking-thread-or-this-fucking-thread-or-nym-shouldnt-post-after-400a/85153/55 "2001-10-06T05:04:18Z")

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\*\*  
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You’re going to H— for that! \*\*  
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Well, S—!!  
Actually, doubt it! You know what some smart-alecks call Christianity? Fire Insurance!  
😃

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