# This has got to be fake **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 14, 2002, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-has-got-to-be-fake/118922 "2002-07-14T16:22:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-has-got-to-be-fake/118922/1 "2002-07-14T16:22:38Z")
But it’s funny. [http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/index.html](http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-has-got-to-be-fake/118922/2 "2002-07-14T16:51:57Z")
I especially like the Allah doll, I mean action figure. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-has-got-to-be-fake/118922/3 "2002-07-14T18:11:52Z")
“with ninja-messiah throwing nails!” That site is cracking me up…man, now I wish the action figures were real, cause I want them! ---
**Author:** ![D18](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c57346/32.png) [@D18](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D18)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-has-got-to-be-fake/118922/4 "2002-07-14T18:24:11Z")
For more like this, check out [this site](http://www.jesusoftheweek.com) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-has-got-to-be-fake/118922/5 "2002-07-14T18:47:47Z")
I’ll put in my order, as soon as my bonsai kitten arrives. ---
**Author:** ![EggNogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@EggNogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EggNogg)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2002, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-has-got-to-be-fake/118922/6 "2002-07-14T19:44:35Z")
> [@](#): > > “God of a thousand arms” > includes 'Tibetan terror’AK-12 automatic machine pistol > > Magnum66 automatic Nirvana pistol (complete with transcendental silencer) > > also fire and forget self-enlightening laser Genius:D egg ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-has-got-to-be-fake/118922/7 "2002-07-15T01:53:43Z")
The Pope action figure kicks serious ass!!! Now all they need is a Televangelist, like Pat Robertson, that I could use as a voodoo doll! ---
**Author:** ![Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nefarious_chipmunk/32/1045_2.png) [@Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nefarious_Chipmunk)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-has-got-to-be-fake/118922/8 "2002-07-15T02:13:27Z")
> [@](#): > > look closely at thumbnails to view larger images hehe ---
**Author:** ![CheapBastid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CheapBastid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheapBastid)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-has-got-to-be-fake/118922/9 "2002-07-15T02:47:25Z")
[Divine Interventions](http://www.divine-interventions.com/) They all make the Baby Jesus squeal like a pig. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2002, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-has-got-to-be-fake/118922/10 "2002-07-15T02:56:04Z")
I’m just curious as to how Jesus is supposed to use his over/under pump action shot gun with his hands nailed to the cross. Some friends and I found this site a year ago, and I’d really like to get the Allah figure, but spending twelve bucks (including shipping) is a bit much for a novelty box of air. It’s still funny as all fuck. After Allah, I think Buddha is my favorite.