# This Idea Is A Real Pisser

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-idea-is-a-real-pisser/173680>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 7, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-idea-is-a-real-pisser/173680 "2003-05-07T15:42:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-idea-is-a-real-pisser/173680/1 "2003-05-07T15:42:21Z")

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[What Deviant Mind Conceived Of This?](http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/internet/05/07/offbeat.loo.net.ap/index.html)

I hate to think of the people who’ll buy this.

And the sites they’ll surf! Scatalogical, indeed!

We need a vomit smiley. \<BLEAGUH\>  
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

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**Author:** ![SilverAngel1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@SilverAngel1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SilverAngel1970)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-idea-is-a-real-pisser/173680/2 "2003-05-07T15:46:48Z")

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That has got o be one of the stupidest things I’ve seen in a long long time. And believe me I’ve seen some really stupid shit…lmao:confused:

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**Author:** ![shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ab992/32.png) [@shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shrew)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-idea-is-a-real-pisser/173680/3 "2003-05-07T15:53:18Z")

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That’s just silly.

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**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-idea-is-a-real-pisser/173680/4 "2003-05-07T15:58:38Z")

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:eek: That can’t be for real…

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**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-idea-is-a-real-pisser/173680/5 "2003-05-07T16:08:10Z")

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I’m thinking the porn industry must be beside themselves with joy and anticipation!

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-idea-is-a-real-pisser/173680/6 "2003-05-07T17:15:09Z")

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“Men are never so thoughtful as when they are at stool.”

– Jonathan Swift, in **Gulliver’s Travels**

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-idea-is-a-real-pisser/173680/7 "2003-05-07T17:45:39Z")

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Yup, it sure does give a new meaning to the term “download” doesn’t it? 😃

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**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-idea-is-a-real-pisser/173680/8 "2003-05-07T23:08:38Z")

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Whoa. What’s with the cursive, Bosda?

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-idea-is-a-real-pisser/173680/9 "2003-05-07T23:33:45Z")

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\*\*Sure does  
😃 \*\*

K, I’m done.

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-idea-is-a-real-pisser/173680/10 "2003-05-08T05:03:11Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*\*“People used to reach for a book or mag[azine] when they were on the loo, but now they’ll be logging on.”  
> \*\*

Logging on, logging on…there’s a joke in there somewhere…

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-idea-is-a-real-pisser/173680/11 "2003-05-08T05:25:59Z")

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Ooooo…do you think the Reader will advertise on the paper roll? If enough people surfed while “looing”, mebbe we could afford a new server with two hamsters.

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**Author:** ![Maxxxie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@Maxxxie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maxxxie)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-idea-is-a-real-pisser/173680/12 "2003-05-08T05:34:59Z")

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Hmm. And are we sure we really want to be surfing the 'net after [this guy](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=80957) has used it?? :eek:  
_shudder_

Max

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**Author:** ![LadyMack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@LadyMack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LadyMack)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-idea-is-a-real-pisser/173680/13 "2003-05-08T05:37:38Z")

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:eek:

No. Germy keyboards. Ugh.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-idea-is-a-real-pisser/173680/14 "2003-05-08T11:13:47Z")

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_KnockKnockKnockKnockKnockKnockKnock!!!_

"What the Hell are you _doing_ in there???!!!  
_KnockKnockKnockKnockKnockKnockKnock!!!_

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [May 8, 2003, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-idea-is-a-real-pisser/173680/15 "2003-05-08T11:56:17Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Blackeyes \*  
> \*\*Whoa. What’s with the cursive, Bosda? \*\*

Just fooling around. 🙂
