This is a cocktail bar, not fucking Jamba Juice

[Guinastasia]

@OpalCat

I only like candy-flavored girlie drinks. If it isn’t sweet, I won’t drink it. That goes for nonalcoholic beverages as well.

I like sweet drinks too, but not the candy, super sugary kind. I prefer mine rich and smooth-mudslides, grasshopers, Irish coffees and the like.