this is for all racists

It only had one question, which was: are you one of the three or four smartest people in the history of the World?

And he answered “no”, but he got it wrong.

Anybody else remember the old “mental age divided by chronological age x 100” definition? So a normal kid of ten scores a 100; a gifted ten-year-old who could skip a few grades to pass tests like a regular fifteen-year-old, 150; and little Abdesselam Jelloul, a hypothetical ten-year-old who can handle coursework like an average college student of twenty or so, would be a solid 198…

And for that matter, why are we just ASSUMING that good ol’ Abdesselam is a male, you damn sexists??!

Because the OP called him a man.

Well, the OP also claimed he exists, and is probably black.

who knows if hes black

Then what, and I say this with no conscious racist intentions whatsoever, was the fucking point of your OP?

We haven’t gotten to the point where we have a solid claim that he exists; why worry about his melatonin levels?

Melanin.

What race is the OP? I’m going to start hating it.

Are we claiming he has problems sleeping now?

Maybe he’s a dark shadow?

So, it’s like Schroedinger’s Racism.

Or maybe it isn’t.

No doubt he has Arabic Moeslem name
Abdesselam Jelloul should be in Islamic world Abdussalam Jalal
Like someone name Mohammed Jelloul should be Muhammad Jalal

Thanks so much for that.

What if the smartest person on earth turned out to be female?

:smiley:

So, he’s a black muslim zombie?

I think I’ve played that game…

An impossibility. It is a scientific fact that women think with their ovaries. Ergo, they flush higher thoughts after only one month’s development.

Here is a PSA you should find instructive