# This is for ChiefScott **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 14, 2000, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575 "2000-07-14T16:19:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575/1 "2000-07-14T16:19:40Z")
From the “What Single Event Had the Biggest Impact on Your Life?” thread, the Chief said he needs to get to know me better. I assume that this is because I said I partied my ass of with a lot of booze and a lot of sex when I was younger. So here’s your chance Chief, what do you want to know? I’m an open book with very little to hide. Fire away. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575/2 "2000-07-14T16:32:48Z")
Are you sure you really want to do this? ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575/3 "2000-07-14T16:36:00Z")
Just moseying into this thread to fulfill all of my voyeuristic tendencies. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575/4 "2000-07-14T16:41:25Z")
Well, shit…I partied my ass off with a lot of booze and a lot of sex when I was younger, too, and **ChiefScott** never said he needed to get to know ME better. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575/5 "2000-07-14T16:42:00Z")
Hmm…, better get a good seat while I can. ---
**Author:** ![winky99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/71c47a/32.png) [@winky99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/winky99)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575/6 "2000-07-14T16:54:21Z")
::sits down and turns on tape recorder:: **ChiefScott** don’t fail us now. ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575/7 "2000-07-14T17:16:03Z")
::grabs popcorn and takes a seat:: This is gonna be good. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575/8 "2000-07-14T17:19:21Z")
ok. it’s been about an hour. Wherre are you chiefscott? hmmmm? we are all waiting. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575/9 "2000-07-14T17:34:24Z")
_finds a seat, amused_ OKay Chief, how you gonna get yourself out of this one? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575/10 "2000-07-14T17:41:58Z")
Boobs, booze and boinking – is there a better troika? So, Rach, do tell. Which drink made you the “loosest?” Drinks after dinner, at a bar, or at the hotel room? After the “first round” is it best to grab a quick srink whilst catching yer breath, or move right into “round two?” And since you have very little to hide, how ‘bout takin’ off that shirt, hmmmm? ::taking notes for reference at Norfolk Doperfest:: ---
**Author:** ![lunapark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/278dde/32.png) [@lunapark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lunapark)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575/11 "2000-07-14T17:43:55Z")
_sits down in back_ did i miss anything yet? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575/12 "2000-07-14T17:44:28Z")
Further questions – Peppermint schnapps as nipple lubricant? Are the drinks really neccessary or are they just a comfortable prelude to the boinkin’? ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575/13 "2000-07-14T17:46:57Z")
\ heh heh heh he said “boinking” \ ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575/14 "2000-07-14T17:50:12Z")
Hmmm… Pretty big audience here. Gives me an idea. : Pulls out a tray of cold frosty ones. : Beer! Get your beer here! Only a dollar! ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575/15 "2000-07-14T18:02:25Z")
I have a beer, thanks. Just keeping an eye on the chemical composition of the ocean. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575/16 "2000-07-14T18:11:57Z")
And we continue… Do you find a bed neccessary equipment for sex after drinking? Floor? Picnic table? At keggers, paper or plastic cups? Ice or refrigeration, preference for cans? Lamest excuse you gave a girlfriend for sleeping with a guy after “partying?” Best excuse? ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575/17 "2000-07-14T18:13:00Z")
Yo Trion! Can I get a Rum & Coke instead? ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575/18 "2000-07-14T18:16:41Z")
Here ya go picmr. Falcon, through the magical power of the internet, you can have whatever I can type. Here is your Rum and Coke m’lady. ---
**Author:** ![winky99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/71c47a/32.png) [@winky99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/winky99)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575/19 "2000-07-14T18:29:53Z")
Hey! Beer Man! ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575/20 "2000-07-14T18:30:53Z")
Well, hot damn. ChiefScott (note the lack of spaces and smilies in his name this time) has a better perverted imagination than I. How scary. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-for-chiefscott/25575.md?page=2)