# This is fun! Try it!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-fun-try-it/13346>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 1, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-fun-try-it/13346 "2000-02-01T16:39:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-fun-try-it/13346/1 "2000-02-01T16:39:00Z")

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The always great Brunching Shuttlecocks has a little utility that lets you do this:

[\<IMG SRC=“http://brunching.com/cgi/gwb-gif.cgi?saying=Boy%2C+there+is+nothing+like+snorting+cocaine+off+a+biker+chick%27s+ass%21” WIDTH=150 HEIGHT=250 ALT=“Electoral Collage” BORDER=0\>](http://brunching.com/toys/toy-candidates.html)

You can find it at: [http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-candidates.html](http://www.brunching.com/toys/toy-candidates.html)

They have Gore, too!

So what do you want the candidates to say? (You don’t have to post the pictures, lest we crash the board–just give your quote, and everyone else can do the rest.)

Have fun!  
Dr. J

PS: To the mods–if this screws up, I apologize profusely, as I’ve never posted an image before. Please delete it, and dock my pay accordingly.)

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**Author:** ![Bill\_Clinton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@Bill\_Clinton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bill_Clinton)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-fun-try-it/13346/2 "2000-02-01T21:42:00Z")

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I am speechless.

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**Author:** ![Oblio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c4cdca/32.png) [@Oblio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblio)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-fun-try-it/13346/3 "2000-02-01T21:57:00Z")

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Bush: I am pleased to announce my appointment of the Secretary of Religion - The Rev. Jerry Falwell

Gore: I am pleased to announce my appointment of the Secretary of Healthcare - Hillary Rodham Clinton

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**Author:** ![DougC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7feea3/32.png) [@DougC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DougC)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-fun-try-it/13346/4 "2000-02-01T22:21:00Z")

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    - Bush:“Hmmm. . .  
Monica or Chelsea?  
Monica or Chelsea?  
Monica or Chelsea?  
HA HA HA!!!  
Get lost, Chelsea!!!”

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    - Gore:"Hmmm. . .  
Linda or Janet?  
Linda or Janet?  
Linda or Janet?  
Punish me, Janet!!  
I’m guilty!!!

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  - This sequence was probably unneccesary - MC

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“It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others” - [despair.com](http://despair.com)

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-fun-try-it/13346/5 "2000-02-01T22:27:00Z")

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[\<IMG SRC=“http://brunching.com/cgi/gore-gif.cgi?saying=This+is+the+finger+I+use+to+pick+my+nose%21” WIDTH=250 HEIGHT=150 ALT=“Electoral Collage” BORDER=0\>](http://brunching.com/toys/toy-candidates.html)

Whee!

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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-fun-try-it/13346/6 "2000-02-01T22:28:00Z")

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Okay, maybe not. Sorry guys.

::taking my silly ass elsewhere::

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**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-fun-try-it/13346/7 "2000-02-02T06:08:00Z")

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[url=“[http://brunching.com/toys/toy-candidates.html](http://brunching.com/toys/toy-candidates.html)”\>\<IMG SRC="[http://brunching.com/cgi/gore-gif.cgi?saying=On+advice+from+Naomi+Wolf%2C+I+am+demonstrating+my+alpha-maleness+by+wearing+this+loincloth."](http://brunching.com/cgi/gore-gif.cgi?saying=On+advice+from+Naomi+Wolf%2C+I+am+demonstrating+my+alpha-maleness+by+wearing+this+loincloth.%22) WIDTH=250 HEIGHT=150 ALT=“Electoral Collage” BORDER=0\>

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An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.

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**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-fun-try-it/13346/8 "2000-02-02T06:09:00Z")

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For the record, C&P’ing the HTML doesn’t work.

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An infinite number of rednecks in an infinite number of pickup trucks shooting an infinite number of shotguns at an infinite number of road signs will eventually produce all the world’s great works of literature in Braille.

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**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2000, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-fun-try-it/13346/9 "2000-02-02T08:14:00Z")

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I thought this one was good enough to post.  
\<IMG SRC="[http://brunching.com/cgi/gore-gif.cgi?saying=Sure%2C+I+can+count.++One%2C+two.+.+.+damn."](http://brunching.com/cgi/gore-gif.cgi?saying=Sure%2C+I+can+count.++One%2C+two.+.+.+damn.%22) WIDTH=250 HEIGHT=150 ALT=“Electoral Collage” BORDER=0\>

– Sylence

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If a bird doesn’t sing, I’ll wait until it sings.

- Tokugawa Ieyasu