# This is Just Creepy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-creepy/306051>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 30, 2005, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-creepy/306051 "2005-05-30T02:16:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2005, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-creepy/306051/61 "2005-06-01T23:17:26Z")

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> [@Harborwolf](#):
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> Hey now, I’m allowed to feel oogy whenever I want thank you very much. 😛
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> **Tuckerfan** pretty much hit it on the head. When I found out she was 11, my brain came to a screeching halt. It doesn’t help that my daughter is 8. I know three years is a bit of a leap, but it’s close enough for jazz. :eek:
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> Now I’m all worried. I thought I had a couple more years to buy a shotgun fer all o’them gentlemen callers.
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> As for whether or not she is 11, she looks pretty young to me. If she ain’t, then she’s got one heck of a baby face.

May I suggest something in a nice .410 five-shot shotgun. Loading the shells with rocksalt will light up an ass or two without major damage. A good long barrel will keep the scatter down to a minimum if there is a bit of distance from the front porch to the street (or the ground to the bedroom window). 😃

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-creepy/306051/62 "2005-06-02T03:10:08Z")

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> [@Atheist Princess](#):
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> Yeah. You read it right. 8 years old.

She just has on tons of make-up.  
I also doubt that this girl is easing tensions between Japan and China in any real way.  
I also have this strange urge to read Lolita again.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-creepy/306051/63 "2005-06-02T04:01:32Z")

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> [@clairobscur](#):
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> \<snip\> In a blind test, I would have given her much more than 11.

Um, like braille? 😃

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**Author:** ![fighting\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ac8455/32.png) [@fighting\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fighting_ignorant)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-creepy/306051/64 "2005-06-02T13:14:33Z")

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whoops - meant to post as a new thread. sorry for the crazy non-sequitor! :smack:

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