# This is just SO creepy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 19, 2008, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880 "2008-03-19T01:17:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/1 "2008-03-19T01:17:57Z")
[Heaven on earth](http://www.kaypaintings.com/) ---
**Author:** ![WomanofScorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@WomanofScorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WomanofScorn)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/2 "2008-03-19T01:24:03Z")
[QUOTE=Don’t fight the hypothetical] [Heaven on earth](http://www.kaypaintings.com/) [/QUOTE] Wow, that is very strange. How did you find this page? ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Cymbeline](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_cymbeline/32/9244_2.png) [@Green\_Cymbeline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Cymbeline)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/3 "2008-03-19T01:37:45Z")
Agreed - very very very creepy… ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/4 "2008-03-19T01:38:47Z")
[My beautiful bride](http://www.kaypaintings.com/GalleryPages/Bap.htm) [Yes, but can Jesus stand a hickey while walking on water.](http://www.kaypaintings.com/GalleryPages/Fps.htm) [Let’s go back to my place and have some wine…as much as you want. My treat](http://www.kaypaintings.com/GalleryPages/Hth.htm) [Oh God, thank God for this robe. I have quite a hummer.](http://www.kaypaintings.com/GalleryPages/Nst.htm) [These girls are pretty hot but the disabled boy would never say a thing.](http://www.kaypaintings.com/GalleryPages/Ort.htm) [Guess what’s in my pocket.](http://www.kaypaintings.com/GalleryPages/Kna.htm) [Jesus Mother Fucking Christ. Jackpot.](http://www.kaypaintings.com/GalleryPages/Ped.htm) [That was so good, I saw God and so did you…in a way](http://www.kaypaintings.com/GalleryPages/Trs.htm) [All right, you can take it off if you want to.](http://www.kaypaintings.com/GalleryPages/Wht.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea666f/32.png) [@Two\_and\_a\_Half\_Inches\_of\_Fun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_and_a_Half_Inches_of_Fun)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/5 "2008-03-19T01:42:37Z")
I like how Jebus has scars on His hands - such detail. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/59ef9b/32.png) [@Don\_t\_fight\_the\_hypothetical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_fight_the_hypothetical)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/6 "2008-03-19T01:46:18Z")
Funny, Shag. [QUOTE=WomanofScorn] Wow, that is very strange. How did you find this page? [/QUOTE] Somehow I wound up [here](http://www.newspeakblog.com/the_blog/2006/06/have_you_ever_f.html) (crude jokes) from there to the home page… ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/7 "2008-03-19T02:12:57Z")
Photoshop: it’s not a right, it’s a privilege. Someone take that woman’s computer away, STAT! ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/8 "2008-03-19T02:20:49Z")
> [@Don't fight the hypothetical's link](#): > > Have you ever fucked a girl so hard that your slapping bodies set off her Clapper? I lol’d. And if I wanted Jesus photoshopped into my kids photos (because I was possessed or something, I don’t know) and I got some guy they pulled off the local campus’s hipster club debate squad in a toga, I’d be pretty upset. He just doesn’t look, y’know, all that holy. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/9 "2008-03-19T02:40:51Z")
[QUOTE=BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed] And if I wanted Jesus photoshopped into my kids photos (because I was possessed or something, I don’t know) and I got some guy they pulled off the local campus’s hipster club debate squad in a toga, I’d be pretty upset. He just doesn’t look, y’know, all that holy. [/QUOTE] I can offer you [my husband](http://www.flickr.com/photos/9460062@N07/1320725267/in/set-72157601861664545/), if you’d like. He does beatific well. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/10 "2008-03-19T03:26:52Z")
Can’t she give Jesus a new outfit once in a while? ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/11 "2008-03-19T03:41:41Z")
Jesus looks like Elliot from _ET_. I just knew that scrunchy longneck was a god metaphor, I knew it! Oh yeah,[this](http://www.kaypaintings.com/GalleryPages/Fps.htm) is gonna end well… ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/12 "2008-03-19T03:46:05Z")
That is what happens when the lord’s son gets photo-shop Christ’s propaganda ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/13 "2008-03-19T03:48:18Z")
Wait a minute. [Is that Jesus or Joey?](http://www.randycasey.com/images/blossom.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/14 "2008-03-19T04:01:05Z")
Whoa. Jesus IRONED his clothes! Who knew? ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/15 "2008-03-19T04:08:43Z")
The site is done by Mormons. > [@creepy site](#): > > feel the prints of the nails in my hands that ye may know that I am God You have to be Mormon to understand bad art and God. Anyway, they’ve misquoted the verse in the Book of Mormon which they are attributing this to. The full verse reads: > [@3 Ne 11 14](#): > > Arise and come forth unto me, that ye may thrust your hands into my side, and also that ye may feel the prints of the nails in my hands and in my feet, that ye may know that I am the God of Israel, and the God of the whole earth, and have been slain for the sins of the world. Interesting, the site shows the scars on the hands, while accepted Mormon doctrine places them on the wrists. ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/16 "2008-03-19T12:53:12Z")
I’m actually thinking about digging out some of my kid’s baby pictures and sending them in for an 11x14. I wouldn’t keep it hung up all the time – just when I’ve got people over I don’t like. That would be a lot of high-octane weirdness for a mere 220 bucks. It’s good the ‘artist’ is Mormon, though. That way we know Jesus is getting a fair cut of the profits. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/17 "2008-03-19T12:57:23Z")
What’s creepy about it? It’s not very good, but why creepy? What am I missing? ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/18 "2008-03-19T13:04:33Z")
[QUOTE=TokyoPlayer] Interesting, the site shows the scars on the hands, while accepted Mormon doctrine places them on the wrists. [/QUOTE] I just found out the past year that LDS teaching actually is that Jesus was nailed through palms and wrists. ---
**Author:** ![gwendee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/19 "2008-03-19T13:22:52Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] What’s creepy about it? It’s not very good, but why creepy? What am I missing? [/QUOTE] I’ll take a stab at this. It could be creepy from the standpoint that, regardless of where you stand on the whole Jesus as messiah thing, the guy’s been dead for about 2000 years and wouldn’t have been hanging around kids in 21st century easter outfits. Maybe the creepiness is the cartoonish quality everone has taken on. Remember the “ooh how creepy” photoshopped pageant girl photos thread? Real live people made to look plastic ping some people’s creepy meter. I’ve got more, but I’m 20 minutes late leaving for work, otherwise I’d search for and link that pageant thread. ---
**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2008, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/20 "2008-03-19T13:29:28Z")
[QUOTE=Mangetout] What’s creepy about it? It’s not very good, but why creepy? What am I missing? [/QUOTE] Not very good is an understatement, but I have to agree. Silly is a better word for it than creepy. Jesus never looked better though. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880.md?page=2)