# This is just SO creepy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 19, 2008, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880 "2008-03-19T01:17:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/61 "2008-03-20T10:53:00Z")

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[QUOTE=Annie]  
Jesus looks like Elliot from _ET_. I just knew that scrunchy longneck was a god metaphor, I knew it!

Oh yeah,[this](http://www.kaypaintings.com/GalleryPages/Fps.htm) is gonna end well…  
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I dunno, Jesus is kind of sexy in that picture.\*  
What about [this one](http://www.kaypaintings.com/GalleryPages/Hth.htm)?

\*[sub]not really[/sub]

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**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/62 "2008-03-20T12:13:56Z")

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Yuck!  
Just tasteless, tacky, possibly blasphemous and all round horrible.  
**Whynot** , Caileigh (and I know I’ve mispelled that, sorry) is so cute in that outfit! She’s got so big!

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/63 "2008-03-20T14:12:47Z")

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[QUOTE=irishgirl]  
**Whynot** , Caileigh (and I know I’ve mispelled that, sorry) is so cute in that outfit! She’s got so big!  
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No, you got it just right! The pic was from last summer - she’s even bigger now! I hope she’ll fit into that dress again this summer, though, it was a bear to get the hoops right on such a little skirt!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-so-creepy/441880/64 "2008-03-20T14:14:17Z")

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[QUOTE=Hal Briston]  
_“Name?”_  
“Ken Jacobs.”  
_“Occupation?”_  
“Jesus model.”  
_“Next!”_  
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Freelance Messiah (yeah, yeah. Band name and all that…)

Why is our lord unable to look anyone in the eye? In every pic he seems to be lost in thought, remembering that one weekend he went hiking and the the weather was so awesome…

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