# This is just sooooooo wrong

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 4, 2002, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326 "2002-12-04T01:33:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/1 "2002-12-04T01:33:54Z")

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[The Baby Jesus Butt Plug](http://divine-interventions.com/baby.html)

Gak.

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/2 "2002-12-04T01:35:27Z")

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WOW!!! Okay…I’m stunned…I thought I had seen everything…  
WOW…

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**Author:** ![Truth\_Seeker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5fc32e/32.png) [@Truth\_Seeker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truth_Seeker)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/3 "2002-12-04T01:42:03Z")

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This company has been around quite a while and has won many, err, awards. I hesitate to post a link, but follow **Euty’s** and look under for “products” for “Jackhammer Jesus.” Oh, and note the poem goes with the product.

You’ll be sad you did!

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**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/4 "2002-12-04T01:46:28Z")

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I especially like the “rotate” option on the picture:)

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/5 "2002-12-04T02:18:04Z")

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:: hides the fact that he’s already seen this site ::

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**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/6 "2002-12-04T02:27:56Z")

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Okay, first in the pit today I’ve learned that some pedophiles like watching nativity plays to get their rocks off. Now I’ve learned that other people plug their asses with images of Infant Jesus.

We really ought to start supporting our mental health levies, people.

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**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/7 "2002-12-04T02:42:28Z")

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::wonders what His4Ever would say about this::

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**Author:** ![o42cDeadBeef](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@o42cDeadBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/o42cDeadBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/8 "2002-12-04T02:49:03Z")

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There’s actually a site that might be considered worse: \<URL removed - CF\>

I take no responsibility for what happens to your mind once you’ve visited this site.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/9 "2002-12-04T02:53:47Z")

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Oh god! Don’t post THAT site! Jeeze, THINK!

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/10 "2002-12-04T02:58:18Z")

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**Eutychus** , why am I reminded of this post by **Lynn**?

> [@](#):
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> We really are trying to raise the tone of the board, and this is not helping.

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**Author:** ![o42cDeadBeef](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@o42cDeadBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/o42cDeadBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/11 "2002-12-04T02:58:34Z")

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But there are certain portions of the site that are very funny! This was is AND is clean - well sort of. You’ll understand after you look.

[http://www.boners.com/grub/788121.html](http://www.boners.com/grub/788121.html)

🙂

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/12 "2002-12-04T03:00:07Z")

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I think I’m going to hell just for LOOKING at that!!

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**Author:** ![o42cDeadBeef](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@o42cDeadBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/o42cDeadBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/13 "2002-12-04T03:01:12Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by norinew \*  
> \*\*I think I’m going to hell just for LOOKING at that!! \*\*

😃

Oh Thank You soooo much for making me laugh!

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/14 "2002-12-04T03:30:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by dantheman \*  
> :: hides the fact that he’s already seen this site ::

I can do you one better - I’ve ordered\* off this site over a year ago. 😃

\*A gift (birthday or Christmas, I don’t remember) for a friend.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/15 "2002-12-04T03:35:50Z")

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A “friend”, eh?

Purty interesting site, though. Maybe I’ll order something for a “friend,” too. 😉

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**Author:** ![o42cDeadBeef](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@o42cDeadBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/o42cDeadBeef)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/16 "2002-12-04T03:41:43Z")

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Okay, maybe Guinastasia was right?! What have I done? I’ve created monsters! Oh the shame, the shame…

;0

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/17 "2002-12-04T03:46:38Z")

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Am I getting whooshed here?

This is the Pit right? Is our dear **Euty** seriously concerned that some people find it amusing mocking seriously held beliefs of others, or is he pointing out a mundane, pointless, thing he had to share?

I just don’t get it.

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/18 "2002-12-04T03:49:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by dantheman \*  
> A “friend”, eh?

Heh, no it _really_ was for a friend. If it was for me, I would have said so. 😛

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/19 "2002-12-04T03:56:37Z")

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Well, I’m insulted! I’m married to Mauvise and she didn’t buy one for me.

_humph_

Wench. 😛

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/20 "2002-12-04T04:13:56Z")

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Was it a gag gift?

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