# This is just sooooooo wrong

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 4, 2002, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326 "2002-12-04T01:33:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/21 "2002-12-04T04:16:30Z")

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Well, it makes _me_ gag, anyway.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/22 "2002-12-04T04:17:27Z")

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I _knew_ someone was going to say that.

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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/23 "2002-12-04T04:19:45Z")

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Happy to have been of service.

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/24 "2002-12-04T04:22:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \*  
> Was it a gag gift?

No, it wasn’t a gag gift. I didn’t buy her the baby jesus, I got… the Grim Reaper, I think. It might have been the Devil. I honestly can’t remember now.

> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by Arden Ranger_  
> Well, I’m insulted! I’m married to Mauvise and she didn’t buy one for me.

Sorry, Arden… you may punish me as you will 😉

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**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/25 "2002-12-04T04:43:31Z")

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Oh my God…er, yeah…I mean…that’s awful.

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/26 "2002-12-04T08:06:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by o42cDeadBeef \*  
> \*\*There’s actually a site that might be considered worse: \<URL removed - CF\>
> 
> I take no responsibility for what happens to your mind once you’ve visited this site. \*\*

Yes, you do. Don’t post links to graphic sites like _that_ one on the Straight Dope Message Boards, please.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/27 "2002-12-04T12:40:44Z")

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I’m a little confused as to why Euty is posting this. I know he didn’t just find it. It’s been discussed over and over and over on the boards for years now. Plus, it’s in bad taste, which he’s on other peoples’ cases about. So color me confused.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/28 "2002-12-04T12:52:01Z")

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How do you know he didn’t just see this for the first time?

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**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/29 "2002-12-04T13:03:44Z")

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Since we’re being blasphemous and all, I’ll re-post a product idea I mentioned in a thread about a year ago:

> [@](#):
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> ANAL ROSARY BEADS
> 
> Forget the sorrowful and glorious mysteries, it’s joyful mysteries every day with these babies. Ten Hail Marys and then it’s a nice big Our Father and right near the end you can praise Our Lady with a huge juicy Hail Holy Queen.
> 
> Remember to leave the cross sticking out though. Our Lord didn’t die for us so that he could be surgically removed from your ass.

Maybe the folks at the site would give me a few quid for my thoughts.

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/30 "2002-12-04T13:09:31Z")

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Well, because it wasn’t just “the first time”… it’s been posted many times. And because he’s a moderator, I figure he’s bound to have seen it at least one of the times it’s been mentioned.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/31 "2002-12-04T14:54:52Z")

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Erm, that’s not exactly watertight, is it.

For example this is the first time I’ve seen it mentioned. Obviously the mods see a lot more threads than I do, but that’s still a long way from showing that Euty has seen this before.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/32 "2002-12-04T14:58:34Z")

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What difference does it make if it was seen before? Last I heard, we were supposed to be raising some tone. You need to see a link twice before you can judge whether it’s fit for others?

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/33 "2002-12-04T14:58:52Z")

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Oh. I thought the “bad taste” thing was serious. Silly me.

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**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/34 "2002-12-04T15:06:16Z")

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Amazing what some people find amusing. Amazing what some people will buy. Yes it’s wrong. But we won’t go there, it opens too large a can of worms. Sometimes it’s better to keep that which you treasure and believe private rather than have the crowd run ramshod over it.

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**Author:** ![manwithaplan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f1d935/32.png) [@manwithaplan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manwithaplan)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/35 "2002-12-04T15:12:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by ultress \*  
> \*\*Amazing what some people find amusing. Amazing what some people will buy. Yes it’s wrong. But we won’t go there, it opens too large a can of worms. Sometimes it’s better to keep that which you treasure and believe private rather than have the crowd run ramshod over it. \*\*

You’ve already gone there. It’s OK for you to make your point but you don’t want to hear the opposing view?

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/36 "2002-12-04T15:13:41Z")

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Well said ultress. How are you anyway?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/37 "2002-12-04T15:16:43Z")

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Immaculate Defecation?

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**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/38 "2002-12-04T15:49:09Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by airdisc \*  
> \*\*::wonders what His4Ever would say about this:: \*\*

At least we’ve found out what’s up her ass…

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/39 "2002-12-04T16:29:31Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by blessedwolf \*  
> \*\*At least we’ve found out what’s up her ass… \*\*

And now the personal attacks.

WoooooooHooooooo

Chugga Chugga Chugga Chugga

CRASH!!

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**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2002, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/40 "2002-12-04T16:29:49Z")

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Hasn’t this already circled the board a few times?

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