# This is just sooooooo wrong

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 4, 2002, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326 "2002-12-04T01:33:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2002, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/61 "2002-12-05T21:54:58Z")

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The(Wiccans/witches/neo-pagans/will workers/whatever the heck term they go by)?

Dildos of Frey, Appollo, and the like would not only not be sacreligious, they would be appropriate devotional tools.

And putting a suction device in the mouth of a molded head of Aphrodite, Freya, Kwan Yin or other fertility/sex godess would be a fine way for male worshippers to express their love and make a sacred offering of the fluid of life.  
What about a cobra dildo for working your kundalini?

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**Author:** ![OpalCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8edcca/32.png) [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2002, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-just-sooooooo-wrong/140326/62 "2002-12-05T23:19:43Z")

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Doc, you’ve been giving this _way_ too much thought. :eek:

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