# This is mrald's husband **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 22, 2006, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-mralds-husband/361728 "2006-06-22T15:25:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-mralds-husband/361728/21 "2006-06-22T16:05:48Z")
[QUOTE=mrald] She just said fire engine parade in her sleep. [/QUOTE] Ya’ll think we should send something to the funeral? Flowers maybe? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-mralds-husband/361728/22 "2006-06-22T16:07:25Z")
umm… hate to be a party-pooper here, but this is kind of frowned upon… the mods kind of like for there to be one poster per ID, and one ID per poster… ---
**Author:** ![mrald](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mrald](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrald)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-mralds-husband/361728/23 "2006-06-22T16:07:33Z")
At least I didn’t tell you guys she is sleeping naked 'cept for her favorite zebra print underwear. I do love my wife, but I am really enjoying this ---
**Author:** ![mrald](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mrald](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrald)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-mralds-husband/361728/24 "2006-06-22T16:11:16Z")
Okay, before I cause any trouble I’ll be going. Nice talking to you folks, have a great day to all. ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-mralds-husband/361728/25 "2006-06-22T16:11:33Z")
[QUOTE=mrald] At least I didn’t tell you guys she is sleeping naked 'cept for her favorite zebra print underwear. I do love my wife, but I am really enjoying this [/QUOTE] Man, you’re TOAST! Best to get your own ID and ask the Mod.'s to close this puppy while your still breathing. Be sure to tell us your name first though. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-mralds-husband/361728/26 "2006-06-22T16:12:27Z")
[QUOTE=mrald] At least I didn’t tell you guys she is sleeping naked 'cept for her favorite zebra print underwear. [/QUOTE] A wreath probably wouldn’t be too expensive. ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-mralds-husband/361728/27 "2006-06-22T16:12:50Z")
Perhaps **The Late Mr. mrald** would work. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-mralds-husband/361728/28 "2006-06-22T16:13:38Z")
Easy, killer. You’re gonna be in truh-_bul_ when Ms. mrald comes ‘round. As **Ponder Stibbons** pointed out, [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=333640&highlight=Sheep) went far worse for poor ol’ Hal… ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Zappa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71e660/32.png) [@Mama\_Zappa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Zappa)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-mralds-husband/361728/29 "2006-06-22T16:14:18Z")
[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons] This’ll teach her to leave her browser logged in. At least she’s faring better than Hal Briston did. [/QUOTE] So far, anyway… …Hal’s cow-orker just _speculated_ that Hal likes sheep. Mr Mrald _knows_ his wife’s foibles and may just be biding his time… 🙂 Oh BTW - Mrald is now subscribed to this thread, so she definitely will know about it. You’re so hosed :eek: 😃 Though seriously, bringing IRL stuff to the board, when it involves 2 Dopers, is frowned upon, didn’t it get someone banned recently? ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2006, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-mralds-husband/361728/30 "2006-06-22T16:23:56Z")
When your wife wakes up, please talk with her about getting you your own account. The first 30 days are free, giving you enough time to decide if the SDMB is a good fit for you; after that 30 day trial, we ask that you pay a nominal yearly fee to continue posting. What we don’t want you to do, please, is post under your wife’s account. We have a model of one person per account on the SDMB. If you have any questions, please feel free to contact a staff member. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-mralds-husband/361728.md?page=1)