# This is my 1000th post **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 30, 2019, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-1000th-post/831767 "2019-03-30T13:46:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SigMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SigMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SigMan)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-1000th-post/831767/1 "2019-03-30T13:46:12Z")
and it’s Saturday night tonight! Alas I don’t drink nor smoke. How shall I celebrate? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-1000th-post/831767/2 "2019-03-30T13:52:02Z")
Hmmmm. Candy and ice cream? ---
**Author:** ![SigMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SigMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SigMan)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-1000th-post/831767/3 "2019-03-30T13:55:20Z")
Hmm… cake and ice cream! That’ll do it. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-1000th-post/831767/4 "2019-03-30T16:41:40Z")
> [@SigMan](#): > > How shall I celebrate? 😃 Start. ---
**Author:** ![Thylacine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thylacine/32/1143_2.png) [@Thylacine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thylacine)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2019, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-1000th-post/831767/5 "2019-03-30T20:09:38Z")
Given my posting rate I’ll join the party in a year or two (I need another 51 posts but my lifelong epilepsy has just been diagnosed so I may speed up) 🙂 Dance around in your underwear! ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-1000th-post/831767/6 "2019-03-31T06:00:50Z")
The hookers and blow you get at post 25,000 are real good, btw. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SigMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SigMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SigMan)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-1000th-post/831767/7 "2019-03-31T13:04:26Z")
I can’t wait. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-1000th-post/831767/8 "2019-03-31T13:40:53Z")
> [@SigMan](#): > > and it’s Saturday night tonight! Alas I don’t drink nor smoke. > > How shall I celebrate? 😃 Just hookers??? ---
**Author:** ![Hopeful\_Crow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/da6949/32.png) [@Hopeful\_Crow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hopeful_Crow)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2019, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-1000th-post/831767/9 "2019-03-31T23:28:38Z")
Just blow? ---
**Author:** ![SigMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SigMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SigMan)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2019, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-1000th-post/831767/10 "2019-04-01T00:18:38Z")
Why not both?