# This is my 3,912th post

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 29, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205 "2005-11-29T15:14:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2005, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205/21 "2005-11-29T16:47:19Z")

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Oh, okay _hugs_ 🙂

_nervously looks around over shoulders for **Skip** _

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### Author: ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2005, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205/22 "2005-11-29T17:05:07Z")

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Hey, where is that good pr0n site you were talking about? Can you link that girl/girl **Hal** /sheep stream again?

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### Author: ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205/23 "2005-11-29T17:08:40Z")

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I once saw a Paul Verhoeven film on this very subject. It sucked, like all his films do.

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### Author: ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2005, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205/24 "2005-11-29T17:09:15Z")

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> [@Inigo Montoya](#):
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> And lastly, should I have my son circumcised? He’s 7 years old.

YES! Use power tools, tell us how it works out.

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### Author: ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2005, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205/25 "2005-11-29T18:27:43Z")

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_pulls up lawnchair_

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### Author: ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205/26 "2005-11-29T18:29:26Z")

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_plops down_

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### Author: ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2005, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205/27 "2005-11-29T18:30:59Z")

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_chair collapses_

GODDAMN SHITINABUCKET PIECE OF CRAP!

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### Author: ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2005, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205/28 "2005-11-29T18:35:08Z")

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[Google](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22google+is+your+friend%22) is your friend.

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### Author: ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2005, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205/29 "2005-11-29T18:37:49Z")

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> [@The Weird One](#):
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> _chair collapses_
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> GODDAMN SHITINABUCKET PIECE OF CRAP!

F\*t@$$.  
😉😃😛

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### Author: ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205/30 "2005-11-29T18:38:55Z")

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> [@The Weird One](#):
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> _chair collapses_
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> GODDAMN SHITINABUCKET PIECE OF CRAP!

CLEAN THAT UP!

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### Author: ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2005, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205/31 "2005-11-29T18:39:17Z")

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> [@The Weird One](#):
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> _chair collapses_
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> GODDAMN SHITINABUCKET PIECE OF CRAP!

CLEAN UP THE MESS YOU MADE OR NO DESSERT

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### Author: ![Excalibre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@Excalibre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Excalibre)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2005, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205/32 "2005-11-29T19:11:53Z")

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**Inigo** , I’ve been wondering if there are any names on your ignore list. Why don’t you tell us who all you’re ignoring?

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### Author: ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205/33 "2005-11-29T19:12:48Z")

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Why? Because that would be a violation of the rules, as I am sure you know.

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### Author: ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205/34 "2005-11-29T19:24:08Z")

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> [@Inigo Montoya](#):
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> I need medical advise. I’m having a sharp throbbing pain in the left center of my chest, and my left arm is going numb.

The pain in the chest is what worries me, you haven’t been around anyone named [Naifu](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6844486#post6844486) lately have you?

Per the biological weapon assignment follow these instructions:  
1. Collect canine feces in a brown paper bag  
2. Place bag on neighbor’s front porch  
3. Light top of bag on fire  
5. Ring doorbell  
6. Run

Hope this helps 😃

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### Author: ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205/35 "2005-11-29T19:25:27Z")

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> [@Scott Plaid](#):
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> Why? Because that would be a violation of the rules, as I am sure you know.

Pfft. :rolleyes:

Junior Mod alert!

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### Author: ![Nature\_s\_Call](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nature_s_call/32/19006_2.png) [@Nature\_s\_Call](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nature_s_Call)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2005, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205/36 "2005-11-29T19:25:56Z")

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I was wondering why you chose the number 3,912th as the post wherein you indulged in this evil. But it’s obvious isn’t it?

3 + **6** =  
9  
12 is **6** + **6**  
My work here is done…

…oh, except to point out that you’re a troll!

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### Author: ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205/37 "2005-11-29T19:26:29Z")

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well, if \*\*Inigo \*\* was ignoring **Excalibre** , \*\*Inigo \*\* would not see the request, not respond to it, and thereby imply that he was indeed ignoring **Ex**

If a Doper chooses to divulge who’s on their list, why is that against the rules? It’d be against the rules if ignore lists were made public without knowledge/permission. But a voluntary surrender of information?  
(I just reminded myself of a really awful film with Sally Field and Michael Caine \<shudder\>)

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### Author: ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205/38 "2005-11-29T19:26:39Z")

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> [@The Weird One](#):
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> _chair collapses_
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> GODDAMN SHITINABUCKET PIECE OF CRAP!

::whistling and sneaking away with several small screws in my pocket from **The Weird One’s** chair::

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### Author: ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205/39 "2005-11-29T19:26:47Z")

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Dnftt!

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### Author: ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)
#### Post date: [November 29, 2005, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-3-912th-post/333205/40 "2005-11-29T19:28:23Z")

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> [@Nature's Call](#):
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> My work here is done…
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> …oh, except to point out that you’re a troll!

where is \*\*that \*\* coming from?

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