# This is my 500th Post!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-500th-post/315241>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 2, 2005, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-500th-post/315241 "2005-08-02T01:23:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-500th-post/315241/1 "2005-08-02T01:23:44Z")

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Jump in everyone, beer’s on me. 🆒

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**Author:** ![Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jake)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-500th-post/315241/2 "2005-08-02T01:35:57Z")

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Allright! Soon you will receive you 500th chip and certificate and the coveted chocolate statue of Unca Cese!  
Err… Where’s the beer?

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-500th-post/315241/3 "2005-08-02T01:43:15Z")

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> [@mr bus guy](#):
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> …beer’s on me.

Er, I prefer my beer in some sort of container.

What are we supposed to do?

Wring you out?

Or something.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-500th-post/315241/4 "2005-08-02T01:47:19Z")

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10, 9, 8…

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**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-500th-post/315241/5 "2005-08-02T01:52:25Z")

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And gems…each and every one! Congrats!!  
Nic

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-500th-post/315241/6 "2005-08-02T01:52:52Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> 10, 9, 8…

Hey, ixnay on the countdownay.

Especially when beer is invloved!

Why?

Because beer is Terrierific!

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-500th-post/315241/7 "2005-08-02T02:00:43Z")

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…evensay, ixsay, ivefay…

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**Author:** ![hawkeyejo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e19b73/32.png) [@hawkeyejo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawkeyejo)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-500th-post/315241/8 "2005-08-02T02:06:57Z")

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hey, how come my 100th post celebration thread was closed in 90 seconds but this is still going on :dubious:

I’m crying foul - “Foul, foul…fowl even”

Line up all the moderators and shoot them. On second thoughts, send all the pretty one’s over to my house and line up the rest of 'em and shoot 'em.

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2005, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-500th-post/315241/9 "2005-08-02T02:09:19Z")

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> [@mr bus guy](#):
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> Jump in everyone, beer’s on me. 🆒

Sorry, **mr bus guy** , no post party or post count padding threads. Thus the all-powerful **UncleBeer** [spoketh](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4397624&postcount=1):

> [@UncleBeer](#):
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> Also, in this effort, we will be locking any post-count parties we run across, as we already do with other “post padding” threads. Thank you, once again.