# This is my Boom Stick! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 7, 2014, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614 "2014-10-07T01:45:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/1 "2014-10-07T01:45:07Z")
Alright you screwheads, it’s that time of year, so come get some! ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/2 "2014-10-07T02:06:01Z")
Please don’t post here, your primitive intellect wouldn’t understand verbs and predicates and compositions and sentence structures… ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/3 "2014-10-07T02:06:16Z")
Klaatu Barata mumblemumble. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/4 "2014-10-07T02:10:22Z")
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. (spits out grape seed) Blow! ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/5 "2014-10-07T02:24:43Z")
Gimme some sugar, baby. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/6 "2014-10-07T02:35:31Z")
That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/7 "2014-10-07T02:41:16Z")
Groovy. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/8 "2014-10-07T02:43:58Z")
Good…bad…I’m the guy with the gun. ---
**Author:** ![LawMonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@LawMonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LawMonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/9 "2014-10-07T02:45:16Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > Gimme some sugar, baby. Yeah, maybe I’ll do that. …and maybe I’m a Chinese jet pilot. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/10 "2014-10-07T03:25:42Z")
It’s a trick. Get an axe. ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/11 "2014-10-07T05:01:08Z")
Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/12 "2014-10-07T05:55:16Z")
Honey, you got reeeal ugly. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/13 "2014-10-07T06:01:07Z")
You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/14 "2014-10-07T06:04:56Z")
Are all men of the future loud-mouthed braggarts? Nope. Just me, baby. Just me. ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/15 "2014-10-07T06:06:23Z")
Well hello Mister Fancypants. You ain’t leading but two things right now: Jack, and Shit. And Jack left town. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/16 "2014-10-07T06:14:02Z")
Ramming speed! ---
**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/17 "2014-10-07T07:45:43Z")
_{looks around slowly. WTF? walks slowly, slowly backward out of the thread, closing the door quietly, then runs like hell 😕:eek:}_ ---
**Author:** ![Tierce](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@Tierce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tierce)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/18 "2014-10-07T07:52:52Z")
[retro] We can’t bury Cheryl, she’s our friend! [/retro] ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/19 "2014-10-07T07:59:29Z")
Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun. ---
**Author:** ![Stealth\_Bragg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4bbf92/32.png) [@Stealth\_Bragg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stealth_Bragg)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/20 "2014-10-07T10:20:45Z")
Goody little two shoes, goody little TWO shoes, goody little TWO SHOES… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614.md?page=2)