# This is my Boom Stick! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 7, 2014, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614 "2014-10-07T01:45:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/21 "2014-10-07T10:31:17Z")
And close the door! What, were you born in a barn? Oh right, you probably were ya primitive. ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Shine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr_shine/32/464_2.png) [@Mr\_Shine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Shine)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/22 "2014-10-07T12:28:31Z")
[oog] What’s going on here? [/oog] ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/23 "2014-10-07T12:30:12Z")
> [@Stealth\_Bragg](#): > > Goody little two shoes, goody little TWO shoes, goody little TWO SHOES… What are you, are you me? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/24 "2014-10-07T12:33:04Z")
Back off, Captain Supermarket! > **[China Changed Guardians Of The Galaxy’s Title, And It's Hilariously Awkward](https://www.cinemablend.com/new/China-Changed-Guardians-Galaxy-Title-It-Hilariously-Awkward-67569.html)** > > Because some Hollywood movies feature titles with idoms or complicated phrases that won't market well in foreign territories, it's not uncommon for film's names to be changed when reels get sent overs > **[Interplanetary Unusual Attack Team Bites the Wax Tadpole](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=736579)** > > China’s translation of the title Guardians of the Galaxy leaves something to be desired. http://www.cinemablend.com/new/China-Changed-Guardians-Galaxy-Title-It-Hilariously-Awkward-67569.html But at least it’s not Captain Supermarket. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/25 "2014-10-07T12:46:00Z")
Yo. She-bitch. Let’s go! Dedicated to my ex… and Pat Tallman. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/26 "2014-10-07T13:50:31Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. 😕 oooh, that’s gotta hurt ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/27 "2014-10-07T15:16:23Z")
I may be bad, but I feel good. ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/28 "2014-10-07T15:24:58Z")
_This is my boom stick. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My boom stick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life…_ ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/29 "2014-10-07T15:31:51Z")
[We Dont Need No Stinkin Badges!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsdZKCh6RsU) ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/30 "2014-10-07T15:38:50Z")
Hail to the King, Baby! ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/31 "2014-10-07T15:39:48Z")
> [@Ranger\_Jeff](#): > > You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig. Hey, what’s that you got on your face? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/32 "2014-10-07T15:44:24Z")
Whoa. Wrong book. ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/33 "2014-10-07T18:05:17Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > [We Dont Need No Stinkin Badges!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsdZKCh6RsU) Lady, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to ask you to leave the store. ---
**Author:** ![MeanJoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanjoe/32/5693_2.png) [@MeanJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanJoe)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/34 "2014-10-07T19:00:06Z")
Lady, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to ask you to leave the store. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/35 "2014-10-07T19:04:43Z")
Honey…you got real ugly. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/36 "2014-10-07T19:40:50Z")
sally forth. ---
**Author:** ![Atomic\_Alex](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atomic_alex/32/175_2.png) [@Atomic\_Alex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomic_Alex)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/37 "2014-10-07T19:42:53Z")
> [@Stealth\_Bragg](#): > > Goody little two shoes, goody little TWO shoes, goody little TWO SHOES… _BOOM!_ “I ain’t _that_ good…” ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/38 "2014-10-07T20:37:37Z")
Keep your damn filthy bones outta my mouth! ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/39 "2014-10-07T20:41:23Z")
Oh, dear God, it’s growing bigger! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-my-boom-stick/700614/40 "2014-10-08T02:14:49Z")
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