# This is \*not\* a drill.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-drill/223300>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 7, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-drill/223300 "2004-01-07T22:52:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-drill/223300/21 "2004-01-10T22:14:38Z")

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I choose to take that as a compliment. 😉

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-drill/223300/22 "2004-01-10T22:30:20Z")

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Well, I’m in a much better mood now that I don’t have an ugly pair of CAT5 cables running up the stairs and down the hallway anymore, anyway.

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-drill/223300/23 "2004-01-10T22:35:59Z")

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My 2¢ worth: Drills are the power source, be it a corded drill, hammer drill, drill/driver, or drill press.

Bits can be drill bits, driver bits, and as the folk across the pond refer, pink bits and naughty bits 😛

I rather like the last two, but they aren’t often found at Home Depot. 😃

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-drill/223300/24 "2004-01-10T22:41:35Z")

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But here’s the really important question: Did it come with a chuck?

:: sits back, awaits puns ::

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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-drill/223300/25 "2004-01-10T22:52:50Z")

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I burning your drills!

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-drill/223300/26 "2004-01-11T00:02:19Z")

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:: struggling fiercely to resist the urge ::

When come back, bring drill bits.

:: weeping at frailty of human nature ::

Ah, they’re 1920’s style “Drill Bits”.

:: weighing whether to go for Og; sanity prevails ::

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-drill/223300/27 "2004-01-11T00:20:47Z")

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All your bits are belong to us?

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**Author:** ![\_possum\_stalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/b77776/32.png) [@\_possum\_stalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_possum_stalker)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-drill/223300/28 "2004-01-11T00:21:01Z")

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**hoses ETF down with catchphrase-retardant foam**

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**Author:** ![Haywood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Haywood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Haywood)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2004, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-drill/223300/29 "2004-01-11T02:38:25Z")

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Why don’t you borrow a drill bit from the machine shop where you work to drill your hole? You could then take the “drill” back to Canadian Tire and the bit back to work.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-drill/223300/30 "2004-01-12T01:02:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by danceswithcats \*  
> \*\*Bits can be drill bits, driver bits, and as the folk across the pond refer, pink bits and naughty bits 😛
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> I rather like the last two, but they aren’t often found at Home Depot. 😃 \*\*

On the contrary, I can find them at Home Depot all the time. They’ve been carefully wrapped, though, and people get mightily upset if you try to unwrap 'em.

DD

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**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2004, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-drill/223300/31 "2004-01-12T01:05:25Z")

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I find them hot. Red trim, perfect grip. They’re usually faster. Blah.  
Screwdrivers? What’s so special about them?

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