I choose to take that as a compliment. 
Well, I’m in a much better mood now that I don’t have an ugly pair of CAT5 cables running up the stairs and down the hallway anymore, anyway.
My 2¢ worth: Drills are the power source, be it a corded drill, hammer drill, drill/driver, or drill press.
Bits can be drill bits, driver bits, and as the folk across the pond refer, pink bits and naughty bits 
I rather like the last two, but they aren’t often found at Home Depot. 
But here’s the really important question: Did it come with a chuck?
:: sits back, awaits puns ::
I burning your drills!
:: struggling fiercely to resist the urge ::
When come back, bring drill bits.
:: weeping at frailty of human nature ::
Ah, they’re 1920’s style “Drill Bits”.
:: weighing whether to go for Og; sanity prevails ::
All your bits are belong to us?
hoses ETF down with catchphrase-retardant foam
Why don’t you borrow a drill bit from the machine shop where you work to drill your hole? You could then take the “drill” back to Canadian Tire and the bit back to work.
On the contrary, I can find them at Home Depot all the time. They’ve been carefully wrapped, though, and people get mightily upset if you try to unwrap 'em.
DD
I find them hot. Red trim, perfect grip. They’re usually faster. Blah.
Screwdrivers? What’s so special about them?