# This is NOT a post-count party!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 1, 2000, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218 "2000-11-01T08:52:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/21 "2000-11-02T04:18:35Z")
Good job. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/22 "2000-11-02T04:37:28Z")
So this is what an unparty looks like . . . this is my first. I’ll just be making my way out now, seeing as y’all are just prudes. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/23 "2000-11-02T05:05:52Z")
Bah. Pun’ems, the REAL party don’t start 'til 3000. Now on your KNEES, bitch, and praise me like you shou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ou… ::cough::… -ould. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/24 "2000-11-02T05:35:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > \*\*Hmmm I wonder if the band knows any BNL… > > _whisks her away_ \*\* ::bribes the band to play the extended version of BNL’s cover of “Close To You” :: Hey there, **dpr**. How YOU doin’ tonight? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![flikker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8baadc/32.png) [@flikker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flikker)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/25 "2000-11-02T06:23:51Z")
dpr…am i really an angel!!! lol 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Silo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac91a4/32.png) [@Silo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silo)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/26 "2000-11-02T06:54:13Z")
```auto **[sub] ________ ________ __________ / | \ / \ / \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | \ ____|____ / | | | | | ____|____ | | | \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ____/ | \____ / \ ____/ | |_____ * * *[/sub]** ``` ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/27 "2000-11-02T08:41:07Z")
Wow, I have the biggest name of all the Teeming Millions… ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/28 "2000-11-02T09:21:49Z")
```auto ** ________ ________ __________ / | \ / \ / \ | | | | | | | | | | | \ ____|____ / | | | | | ____|____ \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ____/ | \____ / \ ____/ | |_____ _________ | \ / \ | | | | | ____ / | | | \ | | | | | | | ____/ \____ / __________ __________ | \ | | \ | \ | \ / | | | | | | | | \_/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ____/__ | __|____ / | ____/ |____ |** ``` There ya go. Your full name. You wanted big. ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/29 "2000-11-02T10:02:56Z")
…And this is NOT DITWD congratulating you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/30 "2000-11-02T10:21:42Z")
Hey, **waterj2** , I think I’m going to make that my new sig! I wonder how long it’d be ‘fore I get the obligatory "Shorten the effin’ sig, dagnammit!" E-mail. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/31 "2000-11-02T11:40:44Z")
_sighs as Close to you comes on and holds Audrey close and waltzes lighlty_ ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/32 "2000-11-02T13:52:58Z")
🙂 Dammit, where’s that “Make this happen IRL” button?! ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/33 "2000-11-02T13:58:43Z")
Maybe Unix or QNX will have that button. I certainly hope so… _twirls the lovely Audrey around and sighs as hee sees her smile radiantly_ ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/34 "2000-11-02T14:06:10Z")
[sub]I need sleep! Aw heck.[/sub] **dpr** , would you mind if we cloned you? There’s no way us ladies will ever be content sharing dances with you like this. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/35 "2000-11-02T14:10:04Z")
Sleep? _rolls his eyes_ I wish. _in the background the band changes to Who Needs Sleep?_ It’s fifteen minutes after pumpkin hour and I’ve come to the conclusion that the only thing worse than being an insomniac is being a sick insomniac. I have the flu and am weak and tired and STILL can’t sleep. * * * I reach down, I count sheep, I count heartbeats The only thing that counts is that I won’t sleep I reach down, I look around… hmmmm sleep… counting sheep… cloning… Dolly… the universe really IS holistic!! ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/36 "2000-11-02T14:19:48Z")
Maybe I could selflessly offer more of my time to dance with and satisfy all of you lovely ladies if that’s what you want. * * * They returned hand in hand and the bellman unmanned for a moment with noble emotion Said this amply repays all the wearisome days We have spent on the billoughy ocean ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2000, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/37 "2000-11-02T14:38:06Z")
May I have a dance, dpr dear? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/38 "2000-11-03T06:49:13Z")
Since this isn’t a post party, I won’t congratulate you. Who says I’m not cooperative? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Pinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/848f3c/32.png) [@Dr.Pinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Pinky)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/39 "2000-11-03T07:27:20Z")
You should have seen the pre-post party. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/40 "2000-11-03T08:34:58Z")
Damn, dpr and Audrey are havin’ the time of their lives. Why can’t people like MysterEcks do the same here? 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218.md?page=3)