# This is NOT a post-count party!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 1, 2000, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218 "2000-11-01T08:52:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/41 "2000-11-03T09:59:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SPOOFE Bo Diddly \*  
> \*\*Damn, dpr and Audrey are havin’ the time of their lives. Why can’t people like MysterEcks do the same here? 😃 \*\*

Are you propositioning MysterEcks??? 😕 :eek:

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/42 "2000-11-03T15:53:01Z")

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_continues having the time of his life with staggeringly beautiful ladies_

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/43 "2000-11-03T15:55:48Z")

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Scotti adds herself to the line waiting to dance with dpr.

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/44 "2000-11-03T16:07:58Z")

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And speaking of beautiful ladies here comes a truly wonderful one!!! Scotti, would you do me the honour?

_offers hand_

[sub] p.s. I’m in chat atm [/sub]

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/45 "2000-11-04T01:41:37Z")

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But of course, my love!

However, since you have the flu, instead of dancing with you, I am going to put you to bed and wait on you. Tea with honey and lemon, (if you want I can add a shot of whiskey, it is said to help.)Vicks Vaporub, and if necessary we will smuggle some Nyquil in from the states.

Backrubs, soothing kisses on your forehead and all that. We will get you well, hon!

Just because I luvyu!

Scotti

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-not-a-post-count-party/39218/46 "2000-11-04T02:02:24Z")

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Mmmmmmm…

If I HAVE to…

_gets pampered by a gorgeous woman_

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