# This is so hot.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-so-hot/368570>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 13, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-so-hot/368570 "2006-08-13T17:15:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-so-hot/368570/1 "2006-08-13T17:15:50Z")

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[http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7632211729087286881](http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7632211729087286881)

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-so-hot/368570/2 "2006-08-13T19:28:47Z")

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Funny, but how is this Cafe Society material?

… moved to MPSIMS.

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**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-so-hot/368570/3 "2006-08-13T19:34:35Z")

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> [@C K Dexter Haven](#):
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> Funny, but how is this Cafe Society material?
> 
> … moved to MPSIMS.

Check the definition of Cafe Society:

**Our salon for art, drama, literature, movies, music, comics, cuisine – all the artistic disciplines – if it’s about creativity, entertainment, or leisure, it goes here.**

You said yourself it was funny. That makes it entertainment.

But moving it was something to do, right?

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-so-hot/368570/4 "2006-08-13T19:46:02Z")

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Hell, MY feeling was that I should _close_ it. **Dex** is just a nicer guy, that’s all.

For those of you viewing this and wondering what’s so “hot”: the link is to a video of a bunch of girls in bikinis holding up signs advertising a Topless Car Wash. When guys pay and wait for service, a buncha big fat men with no shirts run out and wash the car. Three or four different dupes are preyed upon before the video ends.

**Dex** considered this “funny.” As I said, he’s a nicer guy than I am.

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**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-so-hot/368570/5 "2006-08-13T20:21:43Z")

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> [@Ukulele Ike](#):
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> Hell, MY feeling was that I should _close_ it. **Dex** is just a nicer guy, that’s all.
> 
> For those of you viewing this and wondering what’s so “hot”: the link is to a video of a bunch of girls in bikinis holding up signs advertising a Topless Car Wash. When guys pay and wait for service, a buncha big fat men with no shirts run out and wash the car. Three or four different dupes are preyed upon before the video ends.
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> **Dex** considered this “funny.” As I said, he’s a nicer guy than I am.

If it’ll make you feel good, kill it.

But then, please give us your definition of what you regard as funny. After all, we musn’t offend.

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**Author:** ![adhemar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@adhemar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhemar)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-so-hot/368570/6 "2006-08-13T20:21:53Z")

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well, I thought it was funny regardless of the forum it is placed in. It is equally as funny as the stripping magic act that is on another thread.

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-so-hot/368570/7 "2006-08-13T21:03:50Z")

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> [@BarnOwl](#):
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> If it’ll make you feel good, kill it.
> 
> But then, please give us your definition of what you regard as funny. After all, we musn’t offend.

I think his plan to kill it wasn’t because of the video, itself, but for the orphan link. It’s frowned upon to post a link without, at least, a little explanation or discussion.  
Just sayin’  
It was pretty funny though.🆒

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**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-so-hot/368570/8 "2006-08-13T21:34:51Z")

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> [@picunurse](#):
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> I think his plan to kill it wasn’t because of the video, itself, but for the orphan link.

Thanks, but I don’t think so. He wanted to kill it only because he didn’t think it was funny. He even went so far to ruin the joke by telling what the whole thing was about.

This second mod didn’t have any business in the matter. The first mod was shown to have moved the thread illogically, so then the other one jumps in to defend the first mod.

Ah, but now you’ve done it, PicuNurse! 😃😃😃

You’ve given the bully a respectable reason to kill it: The orphan link.

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**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-so-hot/368570/9 "2006-08-13T21:43:41Z")

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I thought it was pretty funny, even though I had seen it before. What’s that from, ‘The Man Show’?

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**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-so-hot/368570/10 "2006-08-13T21:51:43Z")

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> [@Revtim](#):
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> I thought it was pretty funny, even though I had seen it before. What’s that from, ‘The Man Show’?

I don’t know where it’s from but you can go to…

> **[Google Videos](http://video.google.com/)**
>
> Search millions of videos from across the web.

…and watch any number of clips. Some are truly educational - like the 51 minute presentation on Human Computation. Maybe not at all what you’d expect, but most interesting.

I just discovered this site yesterday, and now have a bunch of people temporarily addicted.

I guess it’ll wear thin soon.

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-so-hot/368570/11 "2006-08-13T22:28:29Z")

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I thought it was funny at first, too. But then again, I just gouged out my eyeballs with a rusty spoon for seeing it. Quite literally → :smack:

Tripler  
Tricks like that are an affront to humanity. 😃

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**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-so-hot/368570/12 "2006-08-13T22:31:04Z")

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> [@Tripler](#):
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> I thought it was funny at first, too. But then again, I just gouged out my eyeballs with a rusty spoon for seeing it. Quite literally → :smack:
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> Tripler  
> Tricks like that are an affront to humanity. 😃

I felt the same way - laughing and gagging at the same time. 😃😃😃

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-so-hot/368570/13 "2006-08-13T23:12:54Z")

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> [@Tripler](#):
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> I thought it was funny at first, too. But then again, I just gouged out my eyeballs with a rusty spoon for seeing it. Quite literally –\> :smack:
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> Tripler  
> Tricks like that are an affront to humanity. 😃

I think you maybe don’ know what “literally” means exactly. Why do I think that? Had you _literally_ done a self-[enucleation](http://www.tsbvi.edu/Education/anomalies/Enucleation.htm), you would be:  
a. Bleeding all over your keyboard  
b. Unable to see the keyboard  
c. Screaming in pain  
d. All of the above

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-so-hot/368570/14 "2006-08-13T23:19:52Z")

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He also wouldn’t be able to read your reply.

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**Author:** ![BarnOwl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@BarnOwl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BarnOwl)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-so-hot/368570/15 "2006-08-13T23:27:13Z")

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> [@Dewey Finn](#):
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> He also wouldn’t be able to read your reply.

That’s what his seeing eye dog’s for.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-so-hot/368570/16 "2006-08-13T23:29:46Z")

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> [@picunurse](#):
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> I think you maybe don’ know what “literally” means exactly. Why do I think that? Had you _literally_ done a self-[enucleation](http://www.tsbvi.edu/Education/anomalies/Enucleation.htm), you would be:  
> a. Bleeding all over your keyboard  
> b. Unable to see the keyboard  
> c. Screaming in pain  
> d. All of the above

I took the arrow in his post to indicate that he had quite literally smacked himself in the head. Perhaps I’m wrong.

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2006, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-so-hot/368570/17 "2006-08-13T23:35:03Z")

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> [@BarnOwl](#):
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> If it’ll make you feel good, kill it.

Thanks.

I really don’t care if it’s funny or not, but OPs with just a link and no attempt at discussion by the original poster tend to get closed pretty quickly. Basically, we want something meatier. (It doesn’t have to be worthy of great literature, but the OP does need more than a link.)
