# This is something I've never done before, so get yer butts in here! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 26, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-something-ive-never-done-before-so-get-yer-butts-in-here/30851 "2000-08-26T18:29:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-something-ive-never-done-before-so-get-yer-butts-in-here/30851/41 "2000-08-27T06:11:59Z")
One thousand posts? You _need_ to get a life! Loser. šŸ˜ƒ Happy grand, Sam. ~Sarah ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-something-ive-never-done-before-so-get-yer-butts-in-here/30851/42 "2000-08-27T06:14:00Z")
Iā€™d take my clothes off, but you said I couldnā€™t post naked anymore. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Surgoshan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Surgoshan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surgoshan)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-something-ive-never-done-before-so-get-yer-butts-in-here/30851/43 "2000-08-27T06:41:42Z")
Who said you couldnā€™t post naked? Iā€™ll kill him. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-something-ive-never-done-before-so-get-yer-butts-in-here/30851/44 "2000-08-27T06:58:36Z")
GaWd said I couldnā€™t post naked anymore because of [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=31876) thread. ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-something-ive-never-done-before-so-get-yer-butts-in-here/30851/45 "2000-08-27T07:16:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GaWd \* > [B > Daniel- Iā€™ll be there, and Iā€™ll see about bringing Erika along too šŸ™‚ Hey and Danielā€¦send me an E-mail at [gawd@Local420.net](mailto:gawd@Local420.net)(been trying to get a hold of you). > > -Sam \*\* Well, this would be 1999 so I HAD to post it in gawdā€™s party ( get it?). umm, I am a little ā€œshyā€ about my email Big G, so give me a hint, 1st, hmm? ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-something-ive-never-done-before-so-get-yer-butts-in-here/30851/46 "2000-08-27T07:38:03Z")
Ok, so we now have Demo checkin in for the debauchery, Java, my partner in crime baring those bodacious ta-tas, Silver\_Fire refusing to get naked cause she hasnā€™t gotten a tan yet, DZ threatening the life of an omniscient being, and Daniel whoā€™s too shy for me šŸ™‚ (Daniel, itā€™s a cat question). You guys rock almost as much as I do šŸ˜ƒ -Sam ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-something-ive-never-done-before-so-get-yer-butts-in-here/30851/47 "2000-08-27T07:59:20Z")
Wow, 1000! A big congrats to you, GaWd. Thanks for giving all of us fresh faced newbies something to aspire to: great posting and lots of it! ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-something-ive-never-done-before-so-get-yer-butts-in-here/30851/48 "2000-08-27T08:27:35Z")
Good GaWd! In honor of this momentous occasion, I hereby forgive you for voting for my death in chat. I promise. Youā€™ll never hear a word about it from me again. But, really, that wasnā€™t very niceā€¦ šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-something-ive-never-done-before-so-get-yer-butts-in-here/30851/49 "2000-08-27T08:47:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by silent\_rob \* > \*\*Wow, 1000! A big congrats to you, GaWd. > > Thanks for giving all of us fresh faced newbies something to aspire to: great posting and lots of it! \*\* Uhhā€¦did you say what I think you said? You might need to repeat it, but I think you said something about ā€œGreat postingā€. Wowā€¦and I thought I was just another poster šŸ˜ƒ You **Da Man** Rob! Smeg- Thanks for finally forgiving me šŸ˜› -Sam ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-something-ive-never-done-before-so-get-yer-butts-in-here/30851/50 "2000-08-27T12:19:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GaWd \* > \*\*Uhhā€¦did you say what I think you said? You might need to repeat it, but I think you said something about ā€œGreat postingā€. > Wowā€¦and I thought I was just another poster šŸ˜ƒ > \*\* I meant what I said and I said what I meant, silent\_robā€™s honest, one-hundred percentā€¦honest. _Damn, so close to a rhyme._ šŸ˜ƒ > [@](#): > > \*\* > You **Da Man** Rob! > \*\* You better believe thatā€™s going into my sig line. Thanks GaWd, but we all know that you Da Man. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/50afbb/32.png) [@Duck\_Duck\_Goose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duck_Duck_Goose)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-something-ive-never-done-before-so-get-yer-butts-in-here/30851/51 "2000-08-28T02:42:55Z")
Um, Sam? Thereā€™s, like, a van-load of strippers out here? :rolleyes: And they say that ā€œthe Hermitā€ :rolleyes: sent them? And they were told to come to this address and, like, ā€œask for Godā€? :rolleyes: And Iā€™m like, ā€œOh, yeah, rightā€¦ā€ :rolleyes: Whaddaya want me to do with them? ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-something-ive-never-done-before-so-get-yer-butts-in-here/30851/52 "2000-08-28T03:09:40Z")
Congratulations on 1000+ posts- Have a wonderful party, Iā€™ll bring you some aspirin and an icebag first thing in the morning! (And a cleaning lady) Scotti ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-something-ive-never-done-before-so-get-yer-butts-in-here/30851/53 "2000-08-28T03:10:32Z")
Oh, my GAWD! I canā€™t believe I missed this party! Congrats, Big Guy. Forgive this poor lonely, loves to flirt miscreant, please. šŸ˜› Now, didnā€™t I hear something about drinks? Point me in the direction of the 151 and coke. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-something-ive-never-done-before-so-get-yer-butts-in-here/30851/54 "2000-08-28T04:42:02Z")
Congrats Sam!! 1000 big ones. Hereā€™s to many, many more posts and continued fun and friendship. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-something-ive-never-done-before-so-get-yer-butts-in-here/30851/55 "2000-08-28T05:13:14Z")
Okay, for a few days now, Iā€™ve been seeing this thread and thinking to myself, ā€œSince Iā€™ve already posted to it, I wonā€™t bother going back to look at it just yet.ā€ So tonight I think, ā€œHey, Iā€™ll pop into GaWdā€™s thread and see what everyone else has posted.ā€ After looking through the posts, I come to the horrifying realization that I have not, in fact, posted to GaWdā€™s post count party! I am so sorry! I guess I should really lay off the crack! But better late than never! Hey, big post count boy, come over here and let me give you a little presentā€¦šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![GaWd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f08c70/32.png) [@GaWd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GaWd)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-something-ive-never-done-before-so-get-yer-butts-in-here/30851/56 "2000-08-28T21:34:09Z")
Thank you everybody who participated in the shameless self-promotion of my post count! Now that the hangoverā€™s gone, and the head cleared, and antacids taken, I must say it was a doozy! šŸ˜ƒ Oh, and EvilBethā€¦too bad youā€™ve already been landed by a swell guy šŸ™‚ -Sam ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-something-ive-never-done-before-so-get-yer-butts-in-here/30851/57 "2000-08-28T21:40:16Z")
Mazeltov, GaWd! A thousand beers to you, and may your prostate never swell. ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-something-ive-never-done-before-so-get-yer-butts-in-here/30851/58 "2000-08-29T01:40:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GaWd \* > Please STOP the Jewel references, they offend my nature šŸ˜ƒ I hope Iā€™m not a downer on the party, which is probably over by now anyway, and of course I missed the whole damn thing, but I have to make this correction because (and Iā€™m surprised with a thin slice of embarrassment (because I really donā€™t like this music) for knowing this (or thinking I know this because Iā€™m really not sure), ::breathe:: but was not that Joan Osbourne being referenced in this thread? If I am making a mistake please disreguard. ohhh, and a warm congratulations Gawd for posting lots. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-something-ive-never-done-before-so-get-yer-butts-in-here/30851.md?page=2)