# This is the Best Thread Ever!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 27, 2006, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258 "2006-07-27T14:06:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Small\_Clanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/21 "2006-07-27T15:36:16Z")
shoehorn butterhorse Man. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/22 "2006-07-27T15:38:53Z")
If I hang out here, will it make me popular? ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/23 "2006-07-27T15:43:57Z")
[QUOTE=vetbridge] Can I quote you on that? [/QUOTE] Sig line! ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/24 "2006-07-27T15:46:15Z")
Has penis ensued yet? It’s not the best thread ever until penis ensues. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/25 "2006-07-27T15:48:54Z")
OG hasn’t put in an appearance yet. We can’t start the party until he/she/it does. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/26 "2006-07-27T15:51:11Z")
Who Posted? Total Posts: 24 User Name Posts Winston Smith 3 Bobotheoptimist 2 Spatial Rift 47 2 Pixisis 2 Inigo Montoya 2 Trion 1 Small Clanger 1 Malacandra 1 Tupug Anachi 1 Ludy 1 gigi 1 Mundo 1 vetbridge 1 Zeldar 1 MostlyClueless 1 LunaV 1 don’t ask 1 QuickSilver 1 ========= As time goes on it will be necessary for this chart to be updated just to demonstrate how this is indeed the Best Thread Ever. Only when there are over 100 people contributing over 300 responses, with thousands of views, will it really become the Contender. ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/27 "2006-07-27T15:54:09Z")
:: burns a dog :: ---
**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/28 "2006-07-27T15:56:54Z")
[QUOTE=Mundo] I dunno, it kinda seems to be lacking grape colored text, and short field trips to deep parts of the ocean and Rio. I also think you’ve committed a mortal sin by mentioning cats in the OP without providing any pictures. I give it an 9 out of 10, but it’s improving, especially since there is now pie. [/QUOTE] Well, we could add short field trips to the deepest part of the ocean, but they’d only last about 20 minutes. And you’d have to go back to 1960 to take 'em. ---
**Author:** ![MostlyClueless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MostlyClueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MostlyClueless)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/29 "2006-07-27T15:58:36Z")
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**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/30 "2006-07-27T16:08:39Z")
When turning the power off to a broken light fixture, don’t forget to use the left-handed monkey wrench to screw the potato onto the broomstick. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/31 "2006-07-27T16:21:41Z")
What if this thread were started by Frodo? ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/32 "2006-07-27T16:24:13Z")
[QUOTE=QuickSilver] Has penis ensued yet? It’s not the best thread ever until penis ensues. [/QUOTE] _Penis ensues?!?_ : Snort. : That’s _so_ five minutes ago. Those in the know now say _Meat Cannon ensues_. ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/33 "2006-07-27T16:26:39Z")
I hereby compare this thread to Hitler! ---
**Author:** ![Dottygumdrop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Dottygumdrop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dottygumdrop)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/34 "2006-07-27T16:26:50Z")
[DHIBJD](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=266235&highlight=jelly+dong) :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/35 "2006-07-27T16:35:14Z")
Ah! Just found a treadmill with an airplane on it! Oh, and here’s my old long-lost foreskin! ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/36 "2006-07-27T16:48:42Z")
I found a merkin. Did someone drop a merkin? And while I am here, might I say of “Lost Merkin:” Band Name! ---
**Author:** ![Greebo\_Ogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19adc/32.png) [@Greebo\_Ogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greebo_Ogg)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/37 "2006-07-27T16:56:37Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] _Penis ensues?!?_ : Snort. : That’s _so_ five minutes ago. Those in the know now say _Meat Cannon ensues_. [/QUOTE] Just let me drag this in here, kicking and screaming… [[WTF!? Hyenas aren't dogs! - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=381532)](…and Hyena pseudo-penis ensues!!) ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/38 "2006-07-27T16:56:55Z")
I found my marbles ! ---
**Author:** ![Greebo\_Ogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19adc/32.png) [@Greebo\_Ogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greebo_Ogg)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/39 "2006-07-27T17:02:05Z")
[QUOTE=Winston Smith] _Penis ensues?!?_ : Snort. : That’s _so_ five minutes ago. Those in the know now say _Meat Cannon ensues_. [/QUOTE] Just let me drag this in here (again), kicking and screaming… […and Hyena pseudo-penis ensues!!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=381532) Wow… dubble-post. useless link in the first one… It’s so great, on soooo many levels… ---
**Author:** ![Greebo\_Ogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19adc/32.png) [@Greebo\_Ogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greebo_Ogg)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/40 "2006-07-27T17:03:18Z")
[QUOTE=Pixisis] I found my marbles ! [/QUOTE] I lost mine! Trade ya for an obscure Google-add reference. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258.md?page=3)