# This is the Best Thread Ever!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 27, 2006, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258 "2006-07-27T14:06:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/41 "2006-07-27T17:03:21Z")
Could we get a list of SDMB cliches? That would be so cool. WTF does WTF mean? We’re planning to go see a new group tonight. Guess what their name is… ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/42 "2006-07-27T17:07:34Z")
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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/43 "2006-07-27T17:08:19Z")
[QUOTE=Greebo Ogg] I lost mine! Trade ya for an obscure Google-add reference. [/QUOTE] Mine says “Vertical Probe Cards” :eek: What about boobies? I haven’t seen any [boobies](http://manofrubber.com/images/booby.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Greebo\_Ogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19adc/32.png) [@Greebo\_Ogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greebo_Ogg)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/44 "2006-07-27T17:11:25Z")
[QUOTE=gigi] Mine says “Vertical Probe Cards” :eek: What about boobies? I haven’t seen any [boobies](http://manofrubber.com/images/booby.jpg). [/QUOTE] How about a [blond chick with a nice pussy?](http://home.hccnet.nl/m.vd.mortel/Webhippie-plaatjes/blond%20chick%20with%20nice%20pussy.JPG) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/45 "2006-07-27T17:57:09Z")
[QUOTE=Zeldar] Who Posted? Total Posts: 24 User Name Posts Winston Smith 3 Bobotheoptimist 2 Spatial Rift 47 2 Pixisis 2 Inigo Montoya 2 Trion 1 Small Clanger 1 Malacandra 1 Tupug Anachi 1 Ludy 1 gigi 1 Mundo 1 vetbridge 1 Zeldar 1 MostlyClueless 1 LunaV 1 don’t ask 1 QuickSilver 1 ========= As time goes on it will be necessary for this chart to be updated just to demonstrate how this is indeed the Best Thread Ever. Only when there are over 100 people contributing over 300 responses, with thousands of views, will it really become the Contender. [/QUOTE] No Cecil Adams? The Best Thread Ever would have a post by Unca Cecil. ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/46 "2006-07-27T18:00:43Z")
Chick tract? Did someone say something about a Chick tract?!? ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/47 "2006-07-27T18:03:32Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] No Cecil Adams? The Best Thread Ever would have a post by Unca Cecil. [/QUOTE] And it would refute the premise of the thread with some sarcastic comments about how anybody who could ask such a question ought to be fed to a hyena. (Next time somebody posts a count update, just fake in a Cecil Adams line. Easy enough to do. In fact, get the post count from some huge ass thread that already has hundreds of contributors. Nobody will actually check the contents. It’s like the credits for a Pauly Shore or Adam Sandler movie.) ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/48 "2006-07-27T18:17:43Z")
Manny people ask me and now i wonder whatis a 1920’s style Death Ray? ---
**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/49 "2006-07-27T18:19:38Z")
Yes, this is the best thread ever! Anyone wants beer from the Cooler of Death? ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/50 "2006-07-27T18:19:21Z")
Manny people ask me and now I wonder whatis a 1920’s style Death Ray? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/51 "2006-07-27T18:24:23Z")
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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/52 "2006-07-27T18:25:22Z")
It will be the best thread ever if **Happy Scrappy Hero Ex-Girlfriend** joins the Dope and posts here. And if the next post is by her mother, asking how to delete it. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Precambrianmollusc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/precambrianmollusc/32/63_2.png) [@Precambrianmollusc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Precambrianmollusc)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/53 "2006-07-27T18:28:34Z")
wouldn’t the thread have to be infinitly rigid and just pretend to ignore a few inconvenient laws of physics to be the best thread ever? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/54 "2006-07-27T18:30:58Z")
There hasn’t been an appearance by Gaudere’s Law yet, has ther? ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/55 "2006-07-27T18:33:58Z")
[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir] \ [/QUOTE] W00t! ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/56 "2006-07-27T18:34:28Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar] There hasn’t been an appearance by Gaudere’s Law yet, has ther? [/QUOTE] there has now … 😃 ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/57 "2006-07-27T18:37:04Z")
What would happen if this whole thread jumped up at once on an airplane? ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/58 "2006-07-27T18:39:39Z")
I know this sounds like an urban legend, but my wife’s uncle knows this guy who \. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/59 "2006-07-27T18:40:46Z")
Yeah, I heard that, too. Somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/60 "2006-07-27T18:44:57Z")
I dunno…for it to be the Best Thread Ever, it should have some potential for creating an in-joke. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258.md?page=4)