# This is the Best Thread Ever!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 27, 2006, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258 "2006-07-27T14:06:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/61 "2006-07-27T18:46:46Z")
I dunno…for it to be the Best Thread Ever, it should have some potential for creating an in-joke. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/62 "2006-07-27T18:48:02Z")
I dunno…for it to be the Best Thread Ever, it should have some potential for creating an in-joke… ---
**Author:** ![Tikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5daacb/32.png) [@Tikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tikki)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/63 "2006-07-27T18:48:31Z")
[QUOTE=gigi] What about boobies? I haven’t seen any [boobies](http://manofrubber.com/images/booby.jpg). [/QUOTE] I’ll see your booby and raise you a [cock.](http://www.rufrecords.de/upload/cover/1098_jolly-jumper-and-big-moe_rooster-soup.jpg) This is now officially the best thread ever because it includes sexual innuendo. And teeny, tiny text too. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/64 "2006-07-27T18:56:38Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar] There hasn’t been an appearance by Gaudere’s Law yet, has ther? [/QUOTE] HA! I am the first to spot you’re spelling error! Say…anyone here ever committed suicide using homemade absynth? Please provide details. ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/65 "2006-07-27T18:59:37Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] HA! I am the first to spot you’re spelling error! QUOTE] Perhaps i was a tad too subtle ? [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7621667&postcount=56) ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/66 "2006-07-27T19:01:02Z")
:smack: ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/67 "2006-07-27T19:08:59Z")
Og smash! Hassan chop! You will kneel before Zod! Gotcha Ya! ---
**Author:** ![Sarahfeena](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarahfeena/32/519_2.png) [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/68 "2006-07-27T19:18:33Z")
This thread would be ok if it had a reference to a red swingline stapler. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/69 "2006-07-27T19:19:55Z")
Are we in the Marianas Trench yet? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/70 "2006-07-27T19:27:47Z")
[QUOTE=Pixisis] [QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] HA! I am the first to spot you’re spelling error! QUOTE] Perhaps i was a tad too subtle ? [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7621667&postcount=56) [/QUOTE] Wa-hoosh!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/71 "2006-07-27T19:30:01Z")
I’m finally here and I brought the margaritas. Everyone knows the party doesn’t get started until SCL arrives with the margaritas. ---
**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/72 "2006-07-27T19:30:57Z")
Post count party! Wooooo-hoooooo! ---
**Author:** ![Pixisis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@Pixisis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixisis)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/73 "2006-07-27T19:32:58Z")
[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya] [QUOTE=Pixisis] Wa-hoosh!\*\* [/QUOTE] OK. from now on, i’ll read this standing up ! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/74 "2006-07-27T19:52:52Z")
I dunno…for it to be the Best Thread Ever, it should have some potential for creating an in-joke… And some sheep. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/75 "2006-07-27T20:15:51Z")
[QUOTE=MostlyClueless] \ [/QUOTE] Every time you do that, puppygod cries. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/76 "2006-07-27T20:29:49Z")
Get these mutherfuckin snakes out of this thread!!! ssssssssss ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/77 "2006-07-27T20:31:58Z")
Now look. This is all really quite silly. Listen, strange posters making unsupported claims is no basis for a system of determining ‘the best thread ever’. Supreme executive power to select ‘the best thread ever’ derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical declarative statement. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/78 "2006-07-27T20:31:58Z")
And now for the lockdown in 4…3…2…1 ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/79 "2006-07-27T20:33:46Z")
**QuickSilver** is a partypooper poopyhead. How about them farcical declarative statement? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2006, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/80 "2006-07-27T20:43:14Z")
I like the sound of “farcical declarative statement.” Perhaps that can be the in-joke. (on a treadmill) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258.md?page=5)