# This is the Best Thread Ever!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 27, 2006, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258 "2006-07-27T14:06:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/101 "2006-07-28T11:54:56Z")
[QUOTE=What Exit?] Shouldn’t the best thread ever have a flame-war between Trekkies and Star Wars geeks. Or Trekkies and Trekkers or Buffy fans and Babylon 5 fans or maybe the great epic “Geek Wars” written to the size of the Iliad and the Odyssey together with a stray blimp thrown in. [/QUOTE] Q:Who would win? Start Wars, Start Trek, or the Incredible Hulk? A:Unca Cece. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/102 "2006-07-28T14:17:33Z")
And when the dust finally cleared, the mutilated bodies of millions of Jihadists strewn accross the countryside like reaped wheat, The Jordan tinged with a deep pink from the blood of the martyrs, Ehud Olmert approached the podium to address the U.N. and said, “…The Aristocrats!” “Braaaaiiiiiinnnnnnssssss” – Jesus ---
**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/103 "2006-07-28T14:28:47Z")
[QUOTE=Monkey Chews] ::Pulls up a lawn chair to watch the Best Thread Ever:: You know, the Nazis thought their threads were the Best Thread Ever too. [/QUOTE] Way to Godwinize the Best Thread Ever, you :wally !!1!eleventyone ---
**Author:** ![Monkey\_Chews](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@Monkey\_Chews](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monkey_Chews)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/104 "2006-07-28T14:46:01Z")
Gotcha Ya! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/105 "2006-07-28T15:50:03Z")
[QUOTE=Monkey Chews] Gotcha Ya! [/QUOTE] Gotchaya back! No backsies! Olley Olley Oxen Free!! ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/106 "2006-07-28T16:01:30Z")
Whoosh. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/107 "2006-07-28T16:02:28Z")
42 ---
**Author:** ![Greebo\_Ogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19adc/32.png) [@Greebo\_Ogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greebo_Ogg)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/108 "2006-07-28T16:47:15Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] 42 [/QUOTE] 47 ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/109 "2006-07-28T16:57:30Z")
Han Shot Frist. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/110 "2006-07-28T16:57:55Z")
[QUOTE=Unintentionally Blank] Han Shot Frist. [/QUOTE] Damn right he did. ---
**Author:** ![purpler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/cab0a1/32.png) [@purpler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purpler)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/111 "2006-07-28T17:16:34Z")
It might be a little too GD for MPSIMS, but i haven’t seen a Bush-bashing post yet. Bush sucks ---
**Author:** ![Available\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@Available\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Available_Jones)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/112 "2006-07-28T17:29:55Z")
What? Nobody pan-fried any semen yet? Bush sucks [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/113 "2006-07-28T17:41:48Z")
What? Nobody pan-fried any Bush yet? semen sucks ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/114 "2006-07-28T17:51:47Z")
[QUOTE=Unintentionally Blank] Q:Who would win? Start Wars, Start Trek, or the Incredible Hulk? [/QUOTE] Batman, if he’s prepared ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/115 "2006-07-28T18:05:24Z")
[QUOTE=42fish] Batman, if he’s prepared [/QUOTE] Prepared with garlic and pepper, that is. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/116 "2006-07-28T18:18:01Z")
[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas] 42 [/QUOTE] _ **37?!** _ ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/117 "2006-07-28T18:33:30Z")
This thread needs some hidden messages. Where should I hide one. [RIGHT]Here?[/RIGHT] No…Balrogs had wings, to say otherwise show you are living in denial… Here No somewhere else. Jim A little sports talk would be good too. Yankees And Giants Rule!!!..THIS WAS NOT THE SECRET MESSAGE, KEEP LOOKING PLEASE [RIGHT]Not here either[/RIGHT] ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/118 "2006-07-28T19:26:48Z")
how about here? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/119 "2006-07-28T19:55:29Z")
All lies…there are no secret messages.[RIGHT] fnord.[/RIGHT] ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2006, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258/120 "2006-07-28T20:14:54Z")
[QUOTE=QuickSilver] Has penis ensued yet? It’s not the best thread ever until penis ensues. [/QUOTE] I have arrived. Penis may ensue at any time. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-best-thread-ever/366258.md?page=7)