# This is the last time I'll ever \_\_\_ at university
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-last-time-ill-ever-___-at-university/353746
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [April 22, 2006, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-last-time-ill-ever-___-at-university/353746 "2006-04-22T13:50:39Z")
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### Author:  [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2006, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-last-time-ill-ever-___-at-university/353746/1 "2006-04-22T13:50:39Z")
So, university is getting to be over for many of us, if not forever at least for the year. Last night, at a friend’s place, another friend covered the walls in sheets of paper saying “This is the last time I’ll ever \_\_\_ at university” and we filled many of them in. Here’s some of the ones we came up with, feel free to add your own.
-leave a dent in the ceiling
-leave blood on the wall
-turn the sink blue
-be a sexually frustrated single
-have to evacuate the dorm for a bogus fire alarm (and then wait outside for hours)
-see Laura Penny smoking on the front steps
-make a bad AMV
-be woken up at 2am by frosh on Tuesday morning
-bum a tampon off Alicia
-shag
-hide from a professor
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### Author:  [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-last-time-ill-ever-___-at-university/353746/2 "2006-04-22T16:26:00Z")
Heh. I remember that impulse. By the very end we were saying things like “Oh, this is our last Thursday!”
–Cliffy
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### Author:  [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-last-time-ill-ever-___-at-university/353746/3 "2006-04-22T17:26:57Z")
We need Gene Rayburn in here.
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### Author:  [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2006, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-last-time-ill-ever-___-at-university/353746/4 "2006-04-22T17:29:32Z")
Well, I know this will be the last time I ever have sex in a place surrounded by people living on the other side of the walls until I inevitably live in an apartment.
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### Author:  [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2006, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-last-time-ill-ever-___-at-university/353746/5 "2006-04-22T18:19:15Z")
…make little nostalgic arts & craft crap…
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### Author:  [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)
#### Post date: [April 22, 2006, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-last-time-ill-ever-___-at-university/353746/6 "2006-04-22T18:47:33Z")
…find a parking space anywhere near the place I’m going…
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### Author:  [@KittyCat444](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KittyCat444)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2006, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-last-time-ill-ever-___-at-university/353746/7 "2006-04-23T04:13:48Z")
…have sex in a twin-sized bed 😉