# This is the pretty panties thread!(kinda TMI) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 5, 2002, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-pretty-panties-thread-kinda-tmi/135328 "2002-11-05T05:47:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-pretty-panties-thread-kinda-tmi/135328/21 "2002-11-06T00:38:18Z")
“If you can read this, and you’re female, you’re not close enough.” ---
**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-pretty-panties-thread-kinda-tmi/135328/22 "2002-11-06T00:47:16Z")
“If you can read this, and you’re female, why am I still wearing them?” ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Magic8ball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Miss\_Magic8ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Magic8ball)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-pretty-panties-thread-kinda-tmi/135328/23 "2002-11-06T00:53:57Z")
I have one that says “If you read this, you’re too close” I have one that says “Thank you come again,” “make sure you know my name first,” and “abstinence is the only SURE way not to get pregnant.” My freinds are smartasses. I only have 1 thong, because they’re not too comfortable. Its got pink stripes on it. I hate pink, Son I onlywear it with my one pair of tight pants that are reserved for laundry days. ---
**Author:** ![Kayeby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@Kayeby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kayeby)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-pretty-panties-thread-kinda-tmi/135328/24 "2002-11-06T01:40:43Z")
At the moment I’m thinking about buying a bra and panty set where the bra has one or two butterflies in the corner, and the panty has a little larvae. I also have a really raunchy Moulin-Rouge style cami and panty set, but it’s not very comfortable so I haven’t worn it. The SO is quite disappointed … ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Magic8ball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Miss\_Magic8ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Magic8ball)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-pretty-panties-thread-kinda-tmi/135328/25 "2002-11-06T01:45:59Z")
I wear tankini tops for bras. Very comfortable. I don’t have ONE matching real-bra though… bunch of black ones and a white one and a blue one and some sports bras. Nothing pretty. I have a red one, but Its too small. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-pretty-panties-thread-kinda-tmi/135328/26 "2002-11-06T06:14:06Z")
[Christian panties](http://www.jesus21.com/poppydixon/product/panties/panties.html), anyone? ---
**Author:** ![ratty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ccd318/32.png) [@ratty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratty)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-pretty-panties-thread-kinda-tmi/135328/27 "2002-11-06T12:35:49Z")
I love pretty panties! I’m so glad to hear so many other people care deeply about their underwear. They’re just too much fun to wear. I just got a 3-pack of ‘Hello Kitty’ panties from Hong Kong- they’re white ‘boy-style’ with colored piping on the seams and Hello Kitty’s face on the front. One pair is blue, one pink, and one yellow. I was so excited when a friend found them in adult sizes, I had to ask her to send me some. I also have regular old bikini-cut panties, mainly in black, but some pinks and whites, too. I like the ‘Second Skin’ satin ones from Victoria’s Secret, they’re really comfy and sexy, which is often a rare combination. They’re a little pricey, but I figure what the hell, splurge a little on the undies. There’s nothing worse than ugly, uncomfortable panties. My boyfriend wears pretty boring boxers, the standard single-color cotton for summer, plaid flannel for winter. So for Christmas I try to buy him silly underwear, like these python-patterned silk ones he’ll only wear when there’s no chance anyone will see them except me. I also found this really strange and funny pair of boxers for him- they’re really soft navy-blue cotton, and on the bottom of the left leg, in tiny white printing, it says “Where the fuck are my pants?” 😛 I couldn’t resist. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-pretty-panties-thread-kinda-tmi/135328/28 "2002-11-06T13:33:25Z")
I just wanted to say, I love this thread! ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-pretty-panties-thread-kinda-tmi/135328/29 "2002-11-06T14:00:54Z")
I can’t run in a thong… If I do, they rub me the wrong way. Literally. So I have a ton of plain old white cotton panties. But(t) I do have a bunch of thongs. Victoria’s Secret V-Strings rock! Very comfortable. I’m new to thongs, converted two years ago, so I don’t have very exciting ones. Black, dark blue, electric blue, pink… One thong is pink and white with flowers, another is blue with leaves… El Hubbo loves to grab the badonka-donk butt when I’m wearing a thong. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-pretty-panties-thread-kinda-tmi/135328/30 "2002-11-06T14:29:00Z")
When i was about 20, my mother got me pairs of garfield undies. Not Just Garfield, mind you, but musical Garfield underwear. There was a little box which if pressed played a tune. I never wore them, worrying that if someone bumped me the wrong way in public…“Hey! Wheres that music coming from?” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2002, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-pretty-panties-thread-kinda-tmi/135328/31 "2002-11-06T22:16:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Gazelle from Hell \* > \*\*… I’m new to thongs, converted two years ago, so I don’t have very exciting ones… \*\* This just doesn’t make any sense. How are they not exciting? I don’t get that. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2002, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-pretty-panties-thread-kinda-tmi/135328/32 "2002-11-07T04:37:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by \*\*Gazelle from Hell \*\*\* > El Hubbo loves to grab the badonka-donk butt when I’m wearing a thong. The what? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-pretty-panties-thread-kinda-tmi/135328.md?page=1)