# This is the reason humans are going to go extinct **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 4, 2014, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-reason-humans-are-going-to-go-extinct/677846 "2014-01-04T03:14:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-reason-humans-are-going-to-go-extinct/677846/61 "2014-01-07T18:08:49Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I like to crash a whole bunch of them into line and ram them all home - very cathartic. The Walmartians? I hope it’s dark when you do… ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-reason-humans-are-going-to-go-extinct/677846/62 "2014-01-07T18:36:05Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > The Walmartians? I hope it’s dark when you do… Oh, don’t tempt me. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2014, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-reason-humans-are-going-to-go-extinct/677846/63 "2014-01-07T22:17:45Z")
An elderly Walmartian once crashed into me in a Walmart parking lot. I bounced off his hood and he drove off, quite oblivious to his hit and run. Fortunately, not being a Walmartian, I was not extinctified. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-reason-humans-are-going-to-go-extinct/677846/64 "2014-01-08T13:54:49Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > An elderly Walmartian once crashed into me in a Walmart parking lot. I bounced off his hood and he drove off, quite oblivious to his hit and run. Fortunately, not being a Walmartian, I was not extinctified. So you went to Wally World and got a hoodie. Lots of people do that. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-reason-humans-are-going-to-go-extinct/677846/65 "2014-01-08T14:10:01Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > But aren’t we all Walmartians, somewhere deep down in our hearts? You take that back! A joke’s a joke and all, but that is beyond indecent. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-reason-humans-are-going-to-go-extinct/677846/66 "2014-01-08T16:36:43Z")
> [@The Great Sun Jester](#): > > You take that back! A joke’s a joke and all, but that is beyond indecent. Let he who has not shopped in Walmart cast the first stone. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2014, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-reason-humans-are-going-to-go-extinct/677846/67 "2014-01-08T19:14:13Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Let he who has not shopped in Walmart cast the first stone. 😃 _casts stone_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-reason-humans-are-going-to-go-extinct/677846.md?page=3)