# This is the thread that Bear built... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 10, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856 "2000-08-10T16:24:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856/1 "2000-08-10T16:24:06Z")
This is the thread that Bear built. This is the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. This is the Mail Man that was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. These are the shoes that are worn by the mail man that was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. This is the gum that is stuck to the shoe worn by the mail man that was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. This is the man who spit out the gum that is stuck to the shoe worn by the mail man who was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. **Continue. . .** ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856/2 "2000-08-10T17:19:06Z")
This is the moderator, who viewed the message, that was left by the man who spit out the gum that is stuck to the shoe worn by the mail man who was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856/3 "2000-08-10T17:29:33Z")
This is the poster, who flirted with the moderator, who viewed the message, that was left by the man who spit out the gum that is stuck to the shoe worn by the mail man who was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856/4 "2000-08-10T17:30:47Z")
This is the fundamentalist, who scolded the poster, who flirted with the moderator, who viewed the message, that was left by the man who spit out the gum that is stuck to the shoe worn by the mail man who was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856/5 "2000-08-10T17:32:57Z")
This is the Pagan, who mocked the fundamentalist, who scolded the poster, who flirted with the moderator, who viewed the message, that was left by the man who spit out the gum that is stuck to the shoe worn by the mail man who was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856/6 "2000-08-10T19:04:22Z")
This is the womanizer that seduced the Pagan, who mocked the fundamentalist, who scolded the poster, who flirted with the moderator, who viewed the message, that was left by the man who spit out the gum that is stuck to the shoe worn by the mail man who was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856/7 "2000-08-10T20:22:41Z")
This is the voyeur, that watched the womanizer that seduced the Pagan, who mocked the fundamentalist, who scolded the poster, who flirted with the moderator, who viewed the message, that was left by the man who spit out the gum that is stuck to the shoe worn by the mail man who was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856/8 "2000-08-10T20:28:27Z")
This is the policeman, who arrested the voyeur, that watched the womanizer that seduced the Pagan, who mocked the fundamentalist, who scolded the poster, who flirted with the moderator, who viewed the message, that was left by the man who spit out the gum that is stuck to the shoe worn by the mail man who was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856/9 "2000-08-10T20:30:32Z")
This is the partner of the policeman, who arrested the voyeur, that watched the womanizer that seduced the Pagan, who mocked the fundamentalist, who scolded the poster, who flirted with the moderator, who viewed the message, that was left by the man who spit out the gum that is stuck to the shoe worn by the mail man who was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856/10 "2000-08-10T20:34:06Z")
This is the pimp who bribed the partner of the policeman, who arrested the voyeur, that watched the womanizer that seduced the Pagan, who mocked the fundamentalist, who scolded the poster, who flirted with the moderator, who viewed the message, that was left by the man who spit out the gum that is stuck to the shoe worn by the mail man,who was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856/11 "2000-08-10T20:44:54Z")
This is the partner who wants to know **how** he was bribed by the pimp who bribed the partner of the policeman, who arrested the voyeur, that watched the womanizer that seduced the Pagan, who mocked the fundamentalist, who scolded the poster, who flirted with the moderator, who viewed the message, that was left by the man who spit out the gum that is stuck to the shoe worn by the mail man,who was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856/12 "2000-08-10T23:04:07Z")
This is the college student who’s the son of the partner who wants to know how he was bribed by the pimp who bribed the partner of the policeman, who arrested the voyeur, that watched the womanizer that seduced the Pagan, who mocked the fundamentalist, who scolded the poster, who flirted with the moderator, who viewed the message, that was left by the man who spit out the gum that is stuck to the shoe worn by the mail man,who was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2000, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856/13 "2000-08-10T23:15:06Z")
This is the Franternity House of the college student who’s the son of the partner who wants to know how he was bribed by the pimp who bribed the partner of the policeman, who arrested the voyeur, that watched the womanizer that seduced the Pagan, who mocked the fundamentalist, who scolded the poster, who flirted with the moderator, who viewed the message, that was left by the man who spit out the gum that is stuck to the shoe worn by the mail man,who was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856/14 "2000-08-11T01:15:05Z")
This is the guy who wants to be in the Franternity House of the college student who’s the son of the partner who wants to know how he was bribed by the pimp who bribed the partner of the policeman, who arrested the voyeur, that watched the womanizer that seduced the Pagan, who mocked the fundamentalist, who scolded the poster, who flirted with the moderator, who viewed the message, that was left by the man who spit out the gum that is stuck to the shoe worn by the mail man,who was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856/15 "2000-08-11T01:35:44Z")
This is the jock who gives wedgies to the guy who wants to be in the Fraternity House of the college student who’s the son of the partner who wants to know how he was bribed by the pimp who bribed the partner of the policeman, who arrested the voyeur, that watched the womanizer that seduced the Pagan, who mocked the fundamentalist, who scolded the poster, who flirted with the moderator, who viewed the message, that was left by the man who spit out the gum that is stuck to the shoe worn by the mail man,who was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. ---
**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856/16 "2000-08-11T01:46:07Z")
This is the cheerleadre that bl\*ws the jock who gives wedgies to the guy who wants to be in the Fraternity House of the college student who’s the son of the partner who wants to know how he was bribed by the pimp who bribed the partner of the policeman, who arrested the voyeur, that watched the womanizer that seduced the Pagan, who mocked the fundamentalist, who scolded the poster, who flirted with the moderator, who viewed the message, that was left by the man who spit out the gum that is stuck to the shoe worn by the mail man,who was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. \*\* [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856/17 "2000-08-11T02:09:29Z")
This is the mother, who wonders what’s to become of the cheerleadre that bl\*ws the jock who gives wedgies to the guy who wants to be in the Fraternity House of the college student who’s the son of the partner who wants to know how he was bribed by the pimp who bribed the partner of the policeman who arrested the voyeur that watched the womanizer that seduced the Pagan, who mocked the fundamentalist, who scolded the poster, who flirted with the moderator, who viewed the message, that was left by the man who spit out the gum that is stuck to the shoe worn by the mail man, who was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. ::Exhale:: ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856/18 "2000-08-11T03:30:40Z")
This is the Volvo driven by the mother who wonders what’s to become of the cheerleadre that bl\*ws the jock who gives wedgies to the guy who wants to be in the Fraternity House of the college student who’s the son of the partner who wants to know how he was bribed by the pimp who bribed the partner of the policeman who arrested the voyeur that watched the womanizer that seduced the Pagan, who mocked the fundamentalist, who scolded the poster, who flirted with the moderator, who viewed the message, that was left by the man who spit out the gum that is stuck to the shoe worn by the mail man, who was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856/19 "2000-08-11T04:38:07Z")
This is the truck that’s about to hit The Volvo driven by the mother who wonders what’s to become of the cheerleadre that bl\*ws the jock who gives wedgies to the guy who wants to be in the Fraternity House of the college student who’s the son of the partner who wants to know how he was bribed by the pimp who bribed the partner of the policeman who arrested the voyeur that watched the womanizer that seduced the Pagan, who mocked the fundamentalist, who scolded the poster, who flirted with the moderator, who viewed the message, that was left by the man who spit out the gum that is stuck to the shoe worn by the mail man, who was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2000, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856/20 "2000-08-11T04:58:37Z")
This is the unlicensed driver who’s driving the truck that’s about to hit The Volvo driven by the mother who wonders what’s to become of the cheerleadre that bl\*ws the jock who gives wedgies to the guy who wants to be in the Fraternity House of the college student who’s the son of the partner who wants to know how he was bribed by the pimp who bribed the partner of the policeman who arrested the voyeur that watched the womanizer that seduced the Pagan, who mocked the fundamentalist, who scolded the poster, who flirted with the moderator, who viewed the message, that was left by the man who spit out the gum that is stuck to the shoe worn by the mail man, who was bitten twice by the dog that lives in the thread that Bear built. \*\* [/QUOTE] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-thread-that-bear-built/28856.md?page=2)