# This is the worst fucking commercial ever.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-worst-fucking-commercial-ever/759604>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [July 10, 2016, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-worst-fucking-commercial-ever/759604 "2016-07-10T20:48:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2016, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-worst-fucking-commercial-ever/759604/61 "2016-07-15T03:18:49Z")

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> [@kayT](#):
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> I miss Smilin’ Ed too. And I certainly agree about the lube commercials. I was watching some stupid show at 10 in the MORNING and they were showing two people in bed gazing into each other’s eyes and touching each other and talking about how this stuff makes you tingle all over or something. Ick. 10 at night, ok. Mornings are for game shows and shit. Not lube.

If you never know when the moment will be right for your ED pills (as \*their \*ad says)… then you never know when you’ll need lube.

And a point of correction: it was Enzyte [Bob](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghrWz7cVXv8), not Ed.

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**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\
**Post date:** [July 15, 2016, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-worst-fucking-commercial-ever/759604/62 "2016-07-15T16:39:33Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> And a point of correction: it was Enzyte [Bob](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghrWz7cVXv8), not Ed.

Wow, you’re right. I guess I got Ed from ED (if you know what I mean).

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**Author:** ![pythonzzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pythonzzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pythonzzz)\
**Post date:** [July 17, 2016, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-the-worst-fucking-commercial-ever/759604/63 "2016-07-17T09:46:40Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> _Any_ [Vern Fonk Insurance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwkHcu0adNI) commercial is worse than that.

Aww, the Girl Scout cookie one was cute.

RIP ‘Vern’.

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