# This is what happens when daddy is left home alone with baby **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 17, 2006, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-happens-when-daddy-is-left-home-alone-with-baby/376844 "2006-10-17T22:18:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-happens-when-daddy-is-left-home-alone-with-baby/376844/41 "2006-10-20T08:15:55Z")
[QUOTE=HubZilla] Another bad daddy checking in. [She wanted something cold](http://www.dulcemichaelanya.com/100_7507-iC.jpg) (9 months old) [Know when to say when](http://www.dulcemichaelanya.com/100_7511-iC.jpg) (9 months) [This is not cool, mmmkay?](http://www.dulcemichaelanya.com/sieg%20heil.jpg) (8 months) [What is Daddy teaching me?](http://www.dulcemichaelanya.com/100_3489.jpg) (5 months) [She’ll disown Daddy over this pic](http://www.dulcemichaelanya.com/AnyaFMisch.jpg) (2 months) [What did we say about playing with knives?](http://www.dulcemichaelanya.com/anya_kaos.jpg) (10 months) (the only photoshopped one) (From my baby Anya’s [web page](http://www.dulcemichaelanya.com/anya.htm)) [/QUOTE] Oh dear God. She totally owns you. ---
**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-happens-when-daddy-is-left-home-alone-with-baby/376844/42 "2006-10-20T19:38:30Z")
[QUOTE=HubZilla] Another bad daddy checking in. [/QUOTE] Dear Lord, that has got to be one of the cutest little girls around. I couldn’t help but flip through her last trip album. Grandpa’s photos are fantastic. What a beautiful series of shots for her to have when she gets older! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2006, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-happens-when-daddy-is-left-home-alone-with-baby/376844/43 "2006-10-20T19:56:24Z")
[QUOTE=Elenfair] Dear Lord, that has got to be one of the cutest little girls around. [/QUOTE] She is, isn’t she? But check out her Mama, how could she not be?! No offense, **Hub** , dear. You’re adorable and all, but your wife is stunning! And Anya’s got that great mixed race gorgeousness thing going on. How do you ever say no to those huge liquid eyes? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/278dde/32.png) [@Runs\_With\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runs_With_Scissors)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-happens-when-daddy-is-left-home-alone-with-baby/376844/44 "2006-10-21T03:11:45Z")
Oh, come on. Not ONE tight-assed, wrinkled old prude is going to reply with how he or she fails to see the humor in this and blah, blah, blah? This is no fun then. ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-happens-when-daddy-is-left-home-alone-with-baby/376844/45 "2006-10-21T03:15:59Z")
[QUOTE=Runs With Scissors] Oh, come on. Not ONE tight-assed, wrinkled old prude is going to reply with how he or she fails to see the humor in this and blah, blah, blah? This is no fun then. [/QUOTE] I fail to see the humor in this. Good beer is wasted on babies. They think Spaghetti-Os are good eating. If you’re gonna give the kid beer, make it some American macrobrew. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-happens-when-daddy-is-left-home-alone-with-baby/376844/46 "2006-10-21T03:16:06Z")
[QUOTE=HubZilla] [She’ll disown Daddy over this pic](http://www.dulcemichaelanya.com/AnyaFMisch.jpg) (2 months) [/QUOTE] I am settling down and having children just so I can take that picture. You _win_. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2006, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-happens-when-daddy-is-left-home-alone-with-baby/376844/47 "2006-10-21T17:25:25Z")
You people need to [dress your babies better!](http://www.tshirthell.com/store/product.php?productid=71)😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-happens-when-daddy-is-left-home-alone-with-baby/376844/48 "2006-10-23T04:22:21Z")
[No-o-o-o-o-ooo!](http://www.amazon.com/CostumeCraze-com-Darth-Vader-Baby-Costume/dp/B000H8IKHK/ref=pd_sbs_a_2/102-9152667-7244126?ie=UTF8) ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-happens-when-daddy-is-left-home-alone-with-baby/376844/49 "2006-10-23T04:50:56Z")
Oh. My. God. Man! Put some SHOES on that child! ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-happens-when-daddy-is-left-home-alone-with-baby/376844/50 "2006-10-23T05:03:13Z")
I also note from the photo that Anya is a metalhead in training. This cannot end well. ---
**Author:** ![MrFantsyPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@MrFantsyPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrFantsyPants)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2006, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-happens-when-daddy-is-left-home-alone-with-baby/376844/51 "2006-10-23T14:27:34Z")
OK, so I am late to the party. [Here](http://squidgeblossom.com/JCCPhotoAlbum/Photos/14Spring/Image2.jpg) is my ‘corruption of minors’ pic. She was 2 and a bit years old then. ---
**Author:** ![HubZilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@HubZilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HubZilla)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-happens-when-daddy-is-left-home-alone-with-baby/376844/52 "2006-10-24T01:53:21Z")
[QUOTE=Leaper] I also note from the photo that Anya is a metalhead in training. This cannot end well. [/QUOTE] Which one was the metal-head? ---
**Author:** ![HubZilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@HubZilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HubZilla)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2006, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-happens-when-daddy-is-left-home-alone-with-baby/376844/53 "2006-10-24T01:55:38Z")
[QUOTE=WhyNot] She is, isn’t she? But check out her Mama, how could she not be?! No offense, **Hub** , dear. You’re adorable and all, but your wife is stunning! And Anya’s got that great mixed race gorgeousness thing going on. How do you ever say no to those huge liquid eyes? 😃 [/QUOTE] Let’s put it this way, I get insulted when people say “she looks like Daddy.” How dare you insult her? Them’s fighting words!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-happens-when-daddy-is-left-home-alone-with-baby/376844.md?page=2)