# This is what the product would be if Jack Chick wrote Ziggy. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 29, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332 "2003-10-29T22:42:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/21 "2003-10-30T03:24:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moriah \* > \*\* > So, if you’re a Christian, even a non-fundamentalistic Christian, it **is** the belief of your faith that “Jesus created the universe” (to put it crudely). > \*\* Not necessarily. Or haven’t you heard of Arian views of Jesus? ---
**Author:** ![DeepPurple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecae2f/32.png) [@DeepPurple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeepPurple)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/22 "2003-10-30T04:08:01Z")
ok, I need more help on number 3, aren’t cats the only domestic animal not mentioned in the Bible? ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/23 "2003-10-30T05:10:09Z")
Y’know, just from reading the comics, I can’t tell if the author subscribes to evolution or creationism. (Well, **Homebrew** ’s link makes it a bit more clear, but that could just be satire.) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/24 "2003-10-30T05:17:55Z")
These are just baffling. Is there some sort of bizarre brain rotation necessary to get them? Some are illustrated sound bites as far as I can tell but most are like something you might over hear in a conversation but cleaned up in terms of “uhs”, false starts and the like. They seem just relentlessly mundane. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/25 "2003-10-30T06:25:16Z")
Answers In Genesis is a “legit” organization - by that I mean, this isn’t a parody. They scare me though. ---
**Author:** ![Phnord\_Prephect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/df705f/32.png) [@Phnord\_Prephect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phnord_Prephect)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/26 "2003-10-30T07:24:23Z")
I’m curious as to what this guy thinks the ark DID look like. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/27 "2003-10-30T11:01:49Z")
They aren’t _scary_ in the same way as Jack Chick (who seems genuinely unhinged) - they are just lame pieces of silly rhetoric. They are ripe for parody though; how about one with Mr and Mrs Noah about to board the ark, with him saying “Don’t worry, we only have to shovel seventeen tons of shit per day for the next year” ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/28 "2003-10-30T11:50:27Z")
An inadvertantly apt title for one of them: [Not even close to good](http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE_Pages/ae8-11-2003.asp). You said it, buddy! ---
**Author:** ![trabi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecae2f/32.png) [@trabi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trabi)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/29 "2003-10-30T13:19:13Z")
Priceless: [Cellphones](http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE_Pages/ae8-19-2002.asp) [I can warn the crowds of water but I can’t make them think.](http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE_Pages/ae9-15-2003.asp) And I never knew that Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden for eating a [giant forbidden gene-manipulated blackberry](http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE_Pages/ae7-14-2003.asp). Most informative! ---
**Author:** ![trabi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecae2f/32.png) [@trabi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/trabi)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/30 "2003-10-30T13:22:22Z")
Or is it a loganberry? ---
**Author:** ![RobuSensei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/919ad9/32.png) [@RobuSensei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobuSensei)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/31 "2003-10-30T13:53:38Z")
The author also does something called “CreationWise,” which he describes as his “hit 'em between the eyes” sermon-comic, as opposed to the humor (?) of the one panel stuff. Somehow, I don’t think he caught the alternative meaning to [this strip](http://aig.gospelcom.net/CreationWise/CW_Pages/CWstork2.asp). ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/32 "2003-10-30T14:31:03Z")
Hey! don’t [point that thing at me](http://aig.gospelcom.net/CreationWise/CW_Pages/CWsword.asp)! ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/33 "2003-10-30T14:33:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Homebrew \* > \*\*This is my “favorite” : [http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE\_Pages/ae7-19-2002.asp](http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE_Pages/ae7-19-2002.asp) \*\* Looks like Jesus is gettin’ a little nubbin’. ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/34 "2003-10-30T15:52:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjimm \* > \*\*An inadvertantly apt title for one of them: [Not even close to good](http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE_Pages/ae8-11-2003.asp). > > You said it, buddy! \*\* I love the fact that God uses charts and graphs to explain humanity to Noah. Perhaps he shoulda used powerpoint or a pie chart to save the rest of humanity. ---
**Author:** ![psychomonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dec6dc/32.png) [@psychomonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychomonkey)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/35 "2003-10-30T17:32:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SkipMagic \* > \*\*Looks like Jesus is gettin’ a little nubbin’. \*\* **Skip** you need to get up here and clean my monitor off. That’s bad. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![stick\_monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@stick\_monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stick_monkey)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/36 "2003-10-30T17:40:01Z")
Oh man…wow, just wow. Love the sword one, way to preach a religion of ‘love’ and ‘peace’ ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/37 "2003-10-30T17:51:54Z")
I am inexplicably drawn to this drivel. But I did find [another](http://aig.gospelcom.net/CreationWise/CW_Pages/CWgenesisTale.asp) where he is right but doesn’t know it. Some show him to be absolutely [clueless](http://aig.gospelcom.net/CreationWise/CW_Pages/CWflood.asp). Ahhhhh! inane [animation](http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE_Pages/ae10-13-2003.asp) ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/38 "2003-10-30T18:02:26Z")
I wonder if I can get the cell phone one as a tshirt. That’s just freakin’ hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/39 "2003-10-30T18:11:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by trabi \* > \*\*Or is it a loganberry? \*\* Release the tiger! ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/40 "2003-10-30T18:42:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by trabi \* > \*\*Or is it a loganberry? \*\* No, it is a class ‘M’ planet, so it is a roddenberry. [This one](http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE_Pages/ae5-15-2000.asp) shows dinosaurs getting onto the ark. What happened to them? Or did they piss off God enough that he wacked them all? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332.md?page=3)