# This is what the product would be if Jack Chick wrote Ziggy. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 29, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332 "2003-10-29T22:42:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/41 "2003-10-30T18:49:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamlet \* > \*\*I love the fact that God uses charts and graphs to explain humanity to Noah. Perhaps he shoulda used powerpoint or a pie chart to save the rest of humanity. \*\* Also quoted earlier in this thread: > [@](#): > > \*\*1 In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. \*\* We suspected it before and even feared that it might be true, but now we have proof: **God is Microsoft!** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/42 "2003-10-30T19:17:04Z")
Well I found a [couple](http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE_Pages/ae6-11-2001.asp) that go beyond stupid to [insulting](http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE_Pages/ae4-2-2001.asp). I despise the “depraved man” idea of Christianity. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/43 "2003-10-30T19:20:32Z")
Heh. [Funniness.](http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE_Pages/ae3-29-2002.asp) ---
**Author:** ![FabioClone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5f8ce5/32.png) [@FabioClone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FabioClone)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/44 "2003-10-30T19:49:00Z")
The Adam and Eve ones are my favorite. They’re so horribly unfunny. [Eve was a moron](http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE_Pages/ae7-1-2002.asp) [The Earth is not your mother](http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE_Pages/ae5-7-2001.asp) [Wages of sin, baby.](http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE_Pages/ae10-23-2000.asp) [Wait a minute, who are those other people?](http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE_Pages/ae7-31-2000.asp) ---
**Author:** ![Capt\_B.Phart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc29f/32.png) [@Capt\_B.Phart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capt_B.Phart)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/45 "2003-10-31T02:27:23Z")
Oi! ::waves hands in air:: ``` Oi! ``` [I found a funny(ish) one](http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE_Pages/ae11-11-2002.asp) It’s got, like, a set up - and a punch line, and everything. (Ok it works by using a sexist cliche, but hey!) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f07891/32.png) [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/46 "2003-10-31T02:47:38Z")
[http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE\_Pages/ae5-1-2000.asp](http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE_Pages/ae5-1-2000.asp) That one actually made me giggle. It’s actually funny, oddly enough. And kinda sick 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/47 "2003-10-31T04:44:27Z")
“The best of Dan Lietha’s hilarious, thought-provoking After Eden cartoons, collected for the first time in one book!” That’s gotta be one damn short book. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/48 "2003-10-31T05:37:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by psychomonkey \* > \*\ ***Skip** you need to get up here and clean my monitor off. That’s bad. Thanks. \*\* 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/49 "2003-10-31T07:54:12Z")
So whaddayall think is gonna happen when [gospelcom.net](http://gospelcom.net)’s web administrators see all the linking referrals to this guy’s cartoons from straightdope? ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/50 "2003-10-31T11:10:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Capt B. Phart \* > \*\*Oi! > > ::waves hands in air:: > > ``` > Oi! > > ``` > > [I found a funny(ish) one](http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE_Pages/ae11-11-2002.asp) > > It’s got, like, a set up - and a punch line, and everything. > > (Ok it works by using a sexist cliche, but hey!) \*\* OH YEAH? WELL IF SHE’S SO RIGHT, WHY DOES SHE WEAR TROUSERS LIKE A LITTLE HARLOT THAT SHE IS? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332/51 "2003-10-31T11:59:07Z")
[http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE\_Pages/ae6-16-2003.asp](http://aig.gospelcom.net/AfterEden/AE_Pages/ae6-16-2003.asp) That one is so true. When I learned about evolution, I DID start looking on parents as knuckle-dragging chimps. :wally [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-the-product-would-be-if-jack-chick-wrote-ziggy/210332.md?page=2)