# This is what we need!

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-we-need/90225
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [October 29, 2001, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-we-need/90225 "2001-10-29T03:57:51Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author: ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2001, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-we-need/90225/1 "2001-10-29T03:57:51Z")

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More threads in the Pit blasting someone else. Not enough, I tell you! Not enough! I want to see THOUSANDS! MILLIONS!

“December you ignorant slut”  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=95556](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=95556)

“warmgun, what the fuck is your damage?”  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=95051](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=95051)

“I, Libertarian, never lie and I’m always right!”  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=95383](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=95383)

(not necessarily a flame but…)  
"troll alert: ignore bmerton "  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=95239](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=95239)

And the Ginger Saga, too.  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=94619](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=94619)  
I won’t rest until everyone on these boards is flamed! That’s right! You heard me! An ambitious goal, but I think we can reach it. We will prevail!

[sup]Ok people, where’s the love? Why can’t we have happy praise threads instead? What I like about you threads? -sniffle- Can’t we make this Pit a sea of love instead? ::d & r::

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### Author: ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2001, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-we-need/90225/2 "2001-10-29T04:50:53Z")

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Me first!! I hear you aren’t a real doper unless you get flamed…

or get into the **[sub]elite doper clique[/sub]**

Tell me it ain’t so Joe…

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### Author: ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2001, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-we-need/90225/3 "2001-10-29T05:01:51Z")

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Fuck you, **Searching For Truth**.

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### Author: ![orion007](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@orion007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orion007)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-we-need/90225/4 "2001-10-30T01:55:33Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Searching For Truth \*  
> \*\*[snip]  
> [sup]where’s the love?[/sup]  
> [snip]  
> \*\*

[hanson]  
_ **Where’s the love? It’s not enough… it makes the world go round and round, OH YEAH!** _  
[/hanson]

_::d&r faster::_

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### Author: ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-we-need/90225/5 "2001-10-30T03:01:23Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Dignan \*  
> \*\*Fuck you, **Searching For Truth**. \*\*

-jaw drops and she slinks away-

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### Author: ![lenin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@lenin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lenin)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2001, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-we-need/90225/6 "2001-10-30T03:29:43Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Dignan \*  
> \*\*Fuck you, **Searching For Truth**. \*\*

Hey! SFT’s cool! Fuck you!

😉

-L

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### Author: ![Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sota_Girl)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2001, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-we-need/90225/7 "2001-10-30T03:47:03Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Reeder \*  
> \*\*Me first!! I hear you aren’t a real doper unless you get flamed…
> 
> or get into the **[sub]elite doper clique[/sub]**
> 
> Tell me it ain’t so Joe… \*\*

I was wondering when someone was going to mention the cliques. I almost started a mini-rant about them. Make sure you don’t offend/insult/flame one of them or they all jump on you. Like a swarm of fucking bees they are!

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### Author: ![Joyfulgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f04885/32.png) [@Joyfulgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joyfulgirl)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2001, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-we-need/90225/8 "2001-10-30T03:48:09Z")

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Yeah? Well, fuck all of you!

“I’d like to fuck you, and you, and you, and you over there in the blue shirt, and of course **you**!”

[sup]What’dya mean it’s not the same thing? It’s the same word, dammit![/sup]

And isn’t that cute? Little **Dignan** has a crush on **Searching**. It’s moments like these that make the pit worthwhile.

::sniff::

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### Author: ![Searching\_For\_Truth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Searching\_For\_Truth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Searching_For_Truth)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-what-we-need/90225/9 "2001-10-30T03:53:35Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by SmeelMeel \*  
> \*\*
> 
> > [@](#):
> >
> > \*Originally posted by Reeder \*  
> > \*\*Me first!! I hear you aren’t a real doper unless you get flamed…
> > 
> > or get into the **[sub]elite doper clique[/sub]**
> > 
> > Tell me it ain’t so Joe… \*\*
> 
> I was wondering when someone was going to mention the cliques. I almost started a mini-rant about them. Make sure you don’t offend/insult/flame one of them or they all jump on you. Like a swarm of fucking bees they are! \*\*

Hm, let’s make one of our own! An anti-clique newbie club!

> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Joyfulgirl \*  
> \*\*Yeah? Well, fuck all of you!
> 
> “I’d like to fuck you, and you, and you, and you over there in the blue shirt, and of course **you**!”

\*\*

Well…if you INSIST…[sub]I mean, er…uh…[/sub]

> [@](#):
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> And isn’t that cute? Little **Dignan** has a crush on **Searching**. It’s moments like these that make the pit worthwhile.

Ha, I’ll just get **ARose** and his bad-ass posse on his ass, and he’ll be on de ground so fast he won’t know wut hit 'em. Bring it. -roll eyes- Nah, really…I’m flattered.
