# This is why you don't wear nice clothes to a GWAR concert. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 20, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-why-you-dont-wear-nice-clothes-to-a-gwar-concert/291053 "2005-02-20T20:10:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-why-you-dont-wear-nice-clothes-to-a-gwar-concert/291053/1 "2005-02-20T20:10:14Z")
[Personally, in this case, I think it improved the shirt.](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/TentacleMonster/AftermathofGWARconcert.jpg) .The tan bits are what the shirt used to be all over. It was a good show, anyway, even though the city of Boise made them take out all of the sex. How fucked up is it that the city hall didn’t find a painting of a naked mutilated woman offensive, so long as the naughty bits were covered up with black tape? The victim roster for the show: Arnold Schwarzenegger (What is best in life? To finger the pussy!) Paris Hilton (Like, ohmigod!) Michael Jackson (“Sorry, Jacko, you can’t sing metal!” -Oderus) Osama bin Laden (“How’s your war on terror going? As well as your war on drugs? Good, because I’m higher than a bat’s pussy!” -Oderus) George W. Bush (ripped his dick off) Laci Peterson, complete with fetus (“Why did you drown me, Scott?” “Because you got fat!” -Oderus) The Reaganator (Ketchup is a vegetable… and so am I!) I’ll definitely be seeing them again. Hopefully in a city without such a large stick up the local government’s ass. ---
**Author:** ![pendgwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@pendgwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pendgwen)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-why-you-dont-wear-nice-clothes-to-a-gwar-concert/291053/2 "2005-02-20T20:41:50Z")
What does GWAR stand for? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/this-is-why-you-dont-wear-nice-clothes-to-a-gwar-concert/291053/3 "2005-02-20T20:56:26Z")
God, What an Awful Racket. 😃