This just in...Coinage reform dead in America

Math, no, you’re not. In fact, I’ll usually be able to fish out the $.33.

Maybe it’s 'cause I’m a poor college student, but I do use my change. I’ll pay exact change when buying little items. When I had to go to the laundromat, I’d save up my change for the week to pay for it.

I like coins and I like bills. I think money in general is good. I’m too broke/too stingy to just be throwing it away.

Ah, Henry Wallace. A man who, to paraphrase Bland Ambition, was into Eastern Mysticism at a time when Roman Catholics were seen as members of a fringe cult.